He went to see that c**t whorenun Julie last night.. I told him it wouldn't be worth his time... And it wasn't. She is a 24 year old virgin nurse who's a devout Christian (why I'm calling her Whorenun) and she never had sexual contact before. She attempted to give him oral. 10 seconds into it he told her to just forget it and stop because it just didn't feel right. Then he just left. And he called me after and told me this and after I hung up I was cracking up for about 15 minutes straight. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Especially since he says I am SO much better, if not one of the best he's ever had. Top three, I think he said. blaugh
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