well once upon a time there was a bunny named gerod no one liked him because he smelled like the other bunnie's assholes gerod got sick of the other bunnies makin fun of him so one day he set out to find the magical shampoo that would drive away the stench he looked and he looked and finally he found a magical faerie that gave him the shampoo so he was ecstatic he went and washed with it right away but it didnt make the stench go away and the faerie appeared suddenly and said... its not the smell taht counts but you must make a good impression and people will love you for who you are on the inside ya know what gerod did? he jumped up with his mighty bunny lags chomped down on that tiny b***h of a faerie and proceded to eat her and since he still smelled like s**t and he sure as hell wont goin to go try and make nice when he still smelled like s**t he decided to get a mail order bride and he lived happily ever after with his asian bunny that didnt speak a lick of english and apparently had no idea how to go home all in all the girl bunny (we never learned her name) was ******** yes she tired to escape on multiple occasions but could not as she had bad eye sight and would run into things and they had many upon many bad smelling bad sighted children well gerod discovered in his later years as he was goin through a mid life crisis that he liked gyus so he ran off with another guy bunny that smelled bad as he put an ad out in the paper leaving the female chinese bunny by herself with their dozens of kids till one day she ran off with a large rat she mistook for a rabbit (her eyesight sucks remember) and left the children to fend for themselves some were eaten by prediters some wee eaten by siblings it doesnt really matter how they died its just that one remained... and he smelled like s**t and so the cycle of a*****e smelling rabbits continued...
lkhjslkjdalskngfdkl · Thu May 17, 2007 @ 08:34pm · 2 Comments |