Caption Contest! (Now Closed)

[Akai Kaibo]

 

[MistressOfTheShadows]

Damnit! I'm gonna cook you or die frying!!!  

[chillimack]

Your instructions on showering were unclear, where do I put the potatoes?  

[Different...Very.]

"Oh my god, they killed GLaDOS."  

[Prof. Moonie]

Oh, what the hell... might as well participate. xd

"Anyway, like I was sayin', potato is the gold nugget of the earth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's... uh... potato kabobs, potato creole, potato gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's sweet potato, red potato, yellow potato, potato soup, potato stew, potato salad, mashed potatoes... That's... That's about it."

((My attempt of tweaking a Forrest Gump quote to match the photo, lol.))  

[You are now dead]

"This is a tragedy... Why would anyone do this? I'll call the police immediately...... There's been a death at Potatokademi Spud School... We need help right away!"

(Yes, this is from Yandere Simulator :3)  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

BREAKING NEWS: Man Plays Staring Contest with Potatoes  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

"You mean to tell me these aren't apple slices?!"  

[pandacard]

"Oh no! Someone's killed Mr. Potato head and his family! 😱"  

[ajcc146]

*potato-ing intensifies*  

[kagolae]

"This...is...SPUDTA!" ninja  

[Mystic_cannabinoid]

"Dammit, I said make me a sammich not cut up potatoes!"