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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:27 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:21 pm
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Twilight Afternoon Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:23 pm
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My most embarrassing moment . . . Had to be what my friend and I call my Rockstar Dive.
So, it's my friend's birthday and I am invited along with her family to see the Lightning thief in theaters. Given, this was back when I lived in a town with naught more than a caution light and a feed store to its name—and the nearby town we went to wasn't that much bigger, so the theater was small, and a little dingy. Anyways, so we watch the movie which wasn't stellar in my opinion, and everything's going great. We're the only ones in the tiny little theater, her family and I, and my friend and I are on the top row, just high enough to make shadow-puppets on the screen, in front of the projector—after the credits rolled, of course. No one was disrupting that movie. We get to the end eventually and everyone's had a good time, and so we're getting up to leave and go to Chili's, the only nice restaurant in that town, when I see that my purse has spilled some of my stuff. I pick it up while my friend and her family move towards the exit, down the stairs, and wait for me near it. Not wanting to waste time, I sprint down the stairs—which is never a good idea, just saying—and end up somehow in a flying leap. I landed on my stomach, somehow rebounded into a rockstar-like position sliding on my knees, and proceed to slide all the way across the front of the theater, under the little black curtain at the bottom, after falling on my face for a second time. This is where the dingy part comes in that I mentioned earlier—I made friends with a lot of dust bunnies. But oh my Lord! I was so embarrassed! I was both crying and laughing because it was funny but it hurt; my lack of coordination had never been front and center before like that—literally.
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:47 am
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The Committee Staff Gatekeeper
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:47 pm
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