I'm having TMI and relationship problems, guys ):

[unfathomable]

I keep throwing up! It's so gross. I'll just be lounging around taking a bath and then HUGH UH ACK COUGH on the floor. My roommate keeps yelling at me, but we don't speak the same language. She's taken to just sort of angry talking at me while she cleans it up and then holding me down later that night and brushing my hair. I don't know why. I'm really confused. I also think she's drugging my food, but she prepares it all up high where I can't see what's she's doing with it.

How do I stop throwing up everywhere? I can't tell my roommate what's wrong, she just doesn't understand no matter how many times I tell her, I'm not even sure what's wrong myself. Should I stop taking so many baths? Sometimes I try to skip the whole bath thing because I think it;s contributing to my throwing up. Like, I try rolling around on the floor rub all the stink off but every time I do that she squeals and pokes me in the stomach.

So does anybody have any puke advice or strategies to communicate with my roommate? ):  

[ecopper12]

i c wut u did thar  

[breedney]

i forgot we were cats and read this whole thing with the most disgusted look on my face  

[Undecidability]

Oh man that happened to me before. sad
Maybe you should try killing something for her? Like a butterfly or a frog, or if you could find a mouse that would be perfect! Sounds like your roommate depends on you for protection (otherwise why would she clean up after you or brush your hair?), so I bet she would appreciate a reminder of all the stuff you can do for her.
Good luck! heart  

[Dyer Maker]

Something like this happened to me once. I just started letting my roommate know I needed to go out for a while, he seemed less concerned if I was puking outside. Also i just really like to go outside. Can I go outside now?  

[unfathomable]

Roger Ravage

Something like this happened to me once. I just started letting my roommate know I needed to go out for a while, he seemed less concerned if I was puking outside. Also i just really like to go outside. Can I go outside now?

No wait, I want back in.  

[Dyer Maker]

unfathomable

Roger Ravage

Something like this happened to me once. I just started letting my roommate know I needed to go out for a while, he seemed less concerned if I was puking outside. Also i just really like to go outside. Can I go outside now?

No wait, I want back in.

I don't remember why I wanted to come back in, but I need to go out again.  

[Sinacious]

This post made me realize that I am slow. emo  

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

Sinacious

This post made me realize that I am slow. emo

Don't worry me too. I even thought when she said she rolled around in it, she meant like, she was cleaning it up. I'm just that kind of person. neutral

 

[unfathomable]

You guys are gross. I clean myself like 10 times a day. In between doing absolutely nothing. It's not like I'm some dirty dog or something, JEEZ.

in b4 fathy's a militant dog-hater  

[LeRaven]

i read this last night when i was high and i was like
i don't understand this SITUATION AT ALL THIS SOUNDS WEIRD


i feel you now girl
you tricky little thing you  

[Arianah]

If you eat your puke up again before she sees it, your room mate will never know what happened.  

[Morde]

LOL THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET.

I was like omg cut that b***h if you think she's poisoning you.

 

[paper giraffes]

omfg i am slow.  

[Lass Kyon]

xd ! I was really confused until I read the comments.