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 Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:29 pm
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Falconists, unite! We must pray to the Falcon to spread his will through the world. In honor of this occasion, I will post the Ten Commandments of Maining Captain Falcon!
1. Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!
2. Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
3. Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
4. Thou shalt always spam "SHOW ME YA MOVES" whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgment to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
5. Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the Falcon Punch do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
6. Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
7. Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
8. Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
9. Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
10. Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.
Amen.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:03 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:36 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:45 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:55 am
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dragn99 Meta_Fish Mr Ronin Arp Only number 7 is bad. Other than that it was funny and great. You're bad. Regular bad or Powerglove bad? |
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:38 pm
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Meta_Fish dragn99 Meta_Fish Mr Ronin Arp Only number 7 is bad. Other than that it was funny and great. You're bad. Regular bad or Powerglove bad? Regular. scream |
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:17 pm
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5ir Psycho 5exy Meta_Fish dragn99 Meta_Fish Mr Ronin Arp Only number 7 is bad. Other than that it was funny and great. You're bad. Regular bad or Powerglove bad? Regular. scream
also: Gannon is awesome. Just play against me when I use him to see his potential. ninja |
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:13 pm
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5ir Psycho 5exy Meta_Fish dragn99 Meta_Fish Mr Ronin Arp Only number 7 is bad. Other than that it was funny and great. You're bad. Regular bad or Powerglove bad? Regular. scream
Epic Win. ;D |
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