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NogginDew
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NogginDew
My best friend Dott is an even five feet tall and has D's. She hates them so much. sweatdrop

That's... Really the only thing I can say about boobs other than, "They're fun." xd


They are not. if something bumps into them it hurts.
I know a 14 year old who's about 5'2 and has DDs. poor kid.

Ouch. Holy back problems, Batman! gonk


I know, right? I think she has plans to get reductions when she's 18.


I really admire women who get reductions.

I swear you will NEVER hear of a man getting a p***s reduction surgery, we'll take the knee pain!

"Whats that Doc? Too big you say? You know we're talking about a p***s right? Wheelchair for the rest of my life you say... So where do I buy a wheelchair?"
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish, I promise...






"Please donate to Big d**k's Wheelchair fund. For the low cost of just one dollar a day, you too can help a well-endowed man get the resources he needs to move. You can help a man with a huge d**k have their freedom again."

Is it wrong that that's the first thing that came to mind? surprised





...it's just a matter of time.

...No. No, it's brilliant. rofl