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carminepixie

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:05 pm
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Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? >.>

I see your little trap. I WILL NOT PLAY INTO YOUR STICK, TWISTED MIND-GAME!!! *slams down a chess pawn* Now KING ME!
-----
Happy birthday, dflame and kira! I suppose you two don't need me to protect you from the snow-demon- *spies a silk hat peeking out of the bushes, goes over to investigate* ... ... A deocy... >.>


What?
Trap? I think you're misunderstanding me.
I'm not doing anything.
*plays dumb*
Oh, that's what you'd like me think, isn't it? No, I think we can all see what you're doing... Mr. WEST!!!


Who is Mr. WEST?
And no, i'm not really doing anything. *fail laugh lol *
 
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:35 am
carminepixie
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carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? >.>

I see your little trap. I WILL NOT PLAY INTO YOUR STICK, TWISTED MIND-GAME!!! *slams down a chess pawn* Now KING ME!
-----
Happy birthday, dflame and kira! I suppose you two don't need me to protect you from the snow-demon- *spies a silk hat peeking out of the bushes, goes over to investigate* ... ... A deocy... >.>


What?
Trap? I think you're misunderstanding me.
I'm not doing anything.
*plays dumb*
Oh, that's what you'd like me think, isn't it? No, I think we can all see what you're doing... Mr. WEST!!!


Who is Mr. WEST?
And no, i'm not really doing anything. *fail laugh lol *
The charade is up, Batman! Now, where's Robin, hmm? Maybe... HERE!? *rips aside curtain, gets tangled, falls* Ow...  

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:45 am
RAWR I say. RAWR!  
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:58 am
Officer Hot-Pants
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? >.>

I see your little trap. I WILL NOT PLAY INTO YOUR STICK, TWISTED MIND-GAME!!! *slams down a chess pawn* Now KING ME!
-----
Happy birthday, dflame and kira! I suppose you two don't need me to protect you from the snow-demon- *spies a silk hat peeking out of the bushes, goes over to investigate* ... ... A deocy... >.>


What?
Trap? I think you're misunderstanding me.
I'm not doing anything.
*plays dumb*
Oh, that's what you'd like me think, isn't it? No, I think we can all see what you're doing... Mr. WEST!!!


Who is Mr. WEST?
And no, i'm not really doing anything. *fail laugh lol *
The charade is up, Batman! Now, where's Robin, hmm? Maybe... HERE!? *rips aside curtain, gets tangled, falls* Ow...


Now look what you've done!
You ruined the curtains!
You..
How would you fix that now?! gonk
 

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:12 pm
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you? >.>

I see your little trap. I WILL NOT PLAY INTO YOUR STICK, TWISTED MIND-GAME!!! *slams down a chess pawn* Now KING ME!
-----
Happy birthday, dflame and kira! I suppose you two don't need me to protect you from the snow-demon- *spies a silk hat peeking out of the bushes, goes over to investigate* ... ... A deocy... >.>


What?
Trap? I think you're misunderstanding me.
I'm not doing anything.
*plays dumb*
Oh, that's what you'd like me think, isn't it? No, I think we can all see what you're doing... Mr. WEST!!!


Who is Mr. WEST?
And no, i'm not really doing anything. *fail laugh lol *
The charade is up, Batman! Now, where's Robin, hmm? Maybe... HERE!? *rips aside curtain, gets tangled, falls* Ow...


Now look what you've done!
You ruined the curtains!
You..
How would you fix that now?! gonk
*srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo!  
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 8:21 pm
Officer Hot-Pants
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
Oh, that's what you'd like me think, isn't it? No, I think we can all see what you're doing... Mr. WEST!!!


Who is Mr. WEST?
And no, i'm not really doing anything. *fail laugh lol *
The charade is up, Batman! Now, where's Robin, hmm? Maybe... HERE!? *rips aside curtain, gets tangled, falls* Ow...


Now look what you've done!
You ruined the curtains!
You..
How would you fix that now?! gonk
*srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo!
No. just no. Keep the Oompa Loompa's outside, thank you, I will fix it. Just stop tearing the place apart  

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carminepixie

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:07 pm
Officer Hot-Pants
*srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo!


What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
 
Lilygwen rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2, 8 Total: 10 (2-40)
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:46 am
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*looks at the curtains* "Zach, you had some ice there? Suppose if we threw few buckets over Officer hot-pants, he might cool down a bit and chill?"

Doing another roll for the fun sake.

edit: Flamboyant elf merchant it is then. whee

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:51 am
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*looks at the curtains* "Zach, you had some ice there? Suppose if we threw few buckets over Officer hot-pants, he might cool down a bit and chill?"

Doing another roll for the fun sake.

edit: Flamboyant elf merchant it is then. whee

gaia_angelright
To be honest, I am ready to do more than just that *Goes to get replacement curtains*  
Camwen rolled 2 20-sided dice: 9, 4 Total: 13 (2-40)
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 2:54 pm
Camwen
Lilygwen
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I'm copying this from the earlier pages so we can continue this fun. whee

The list is made by fabulous Game Master Exxos and how to play it is to roll two twenty sided dices. Then you see the numbers you got and make the avy according to it. So if you get numbers 4,7 then you can either be gnome bard or merefolk cleric.

Race:
1 = Human
2 = Elf
3 = Dwarf
4 = Gnome
5 = Orc
6 = Fae (Fairies, brownies, sprites, etc.)
7 = Merfolk (mermaids and aquatic races)
8 = Avian (Harpies, anthropomorphic birds)
9 = Angels and demons
10 = Human
11 = Elf
12 = Dwarf
13 = Halfling
14 = Goblin/hobgoblin/bugbear
15 = Lizardman/draconic/troglodyte
16 = Aberrant (Yay for a catch-all! Beholders, Aboleth, Mimics, Myconids, Illithids, whatever, make something weird)
17 = Troll
18 = Were-creature (Werewolf, Werebear, Weretiger, Weremolerat, etc.)
19 = Human
20 = Undead


Class/Occupation:
1 = Barbarian
2 = Mage
3 = Thief
4 = Cleric/Priest
5 = Druid
6 = Henchman
7 = Bard
8 = Flamboyant Merchant
9 = Knight/Paladin
10 = Fighter
11 = Wizard
12 = Rogue
13 = Monk
14 = Ranger
15 = Tavern keeper
16 = Pirate/Buccaneer
17 = Ninja
18 = Noble/Royalty
19 = Warlord (fighter-noble)
20 = Craftsman (Blacksmith, Potion Maker, Scribe, etc.)


edit: so I got 1 and 19, so barbarian human or warlord human... hmm...
gaia_angelright


ok.. it's been a while since I tried one. Here goes nothing..

edit: hmmmm... Were-creature craftsman or Undead Noble rofl

Lets see what else I roll.

edit: lol an angelic or demonic cleric/priest or a gnome paladin. I like the idea of a gnome paladin but I'm not sure how do do the body for that one... I'll have to think about it.  

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:54 pm
carminepixie
Officer Hot-Pants
*srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo!


What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
I'm trying to, but someone locked the poor little guys outside. >.>  
humble_gypsy_traveller rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11, 19 Total: 30 (2-40)
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 6:18 pm
The list is made by fabulous Game Master Exxos and how to play it is to roll two twenty sided dices. Then you see the numbers you got and make the avy according to it. So if you get numbers 4,7 then you can either be gnome bard or merefolk cleric.

Race:
1 = Human
2 = Elf
3 = Dwarf
4 = Gnome
5 = Orc
6 = Fae (Fairies, brownies, sprites, etc.)
7 = Merfolk (mermaids and aquatic races)
8 = Avian (Harpies, anthropomorphic birds)
9 = Angels and demons
10 = Human
11 = Elf
12 = Dwarf
13 = Halfling
14 = Goblin/hobgoblin/bugbear
15 = Lizardman/draconic/troglodyte
16 = Aberrant (Yay for a catch-all! Beholders, Aboleth, Mimics, Myconids, Illithids, whatever, make something weird)
17 = Troll
18 = Were-creature (Werewolf, Werebear, Weretiger, Weremolerat, etc.)
19 = Human
20 = Undead


Class/Occupation:
1 = Barbarian
2 = Mage
3 = Thief
4 = Cleric/Priest
5 = Druid
6 = Henchman
7 = Bard
8 = Flamboyant Merchant
9 = Knight/Paladin
10 = Fighter
11 = Wizard
12 = Rogue
13 = Monk
14 = Ranger
15 = Tavern keeper
16 = Pirate/Buccaneer
17 = Ninja
18 = Noble/Royalty
19 = Warlord (fighter-noble)
20 = Craftsman (Blacksmith, Potion Maker, Scribe, etc.)

It's high time I come out of my mundane shell and try a lil o' fun with this!  

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 6:31 pm
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Yay! Elf Warlord! MWaha! Bow down to my barbaric presence! And parish to those who are down wind! I haven't showered for two months! twisted  
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:58 pm
humble_gypsy_traveller
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Yay! Elf Warlord! MWaha! Bow down to my barbaric presence! And parish to those who are down wind! I haven't showered for two months! twisted

Come closer, Evil Warlord of Stinkiness! I shall smite thy kneecaps!  

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:35 pm
Officer Hot-Pants
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*srpings up and stumbles out of the curtain* Not to worry! *Pulls out a flute and plays a jaunty little tune* ... ... Oompah loompah doopity doo!


What the heck are you doing?
Stop this nonsense and fix my curtains!
NOW! scream
I'm trying to, but someone locked the poor little guys outside. >.>
*Groans* OK, I had enough. I'm the barkeep, I have to keep this place clean. After I fix this curtain, if you make a mess, you fix it yourself. No little men, no silly antics, just fix it. And please refrain from such silly antics to keep from said mess from happening *Grumbles as he r takes down the damaged curtain and begins hanging the new replacement*  
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