Frilly, Pink and Poofy“Aw, come on! You HAVE to wear it! It will go so great with your.. uh..” Merumiharu stopped mid-sentence. A tall, grey-haired, smoking individual who could be male glared at the woman holding up a ridiculously big, baby pink gown. He waited for an answer as she fumbled for something that he owned that would match the infuriating dress.
“… Well?” He looked both triumphant and annoyed.
“Never mind!” She said quickly. “Just put it on, Q.”
“What the ********?!” Q spluttered. “I am NOT wearing that abomination!” He put out his cigarette in the bowl he used as an ashtray and lit another one. Merumiharu waved her hand in front of her face and pretended to look disgusted.
“You’ll probably have to borrow some of my perfume… Though I doubt it would cover up that smell.” She grinned mischievously and Q’s eyes widened, finally realizing that Meru was serious. He started to run, but Meru was way ahead of him. She tripped him and smacked him over the head with a heavy book. “Good night!” She proclaimed happily.
When Q woke up, about a half-hour later, he was horrified to find he was wearing the dress. He wanted to scream, but he figured that would be too melodramatic. “Where the ******** are my smokes?” he grumbled. He came to the conclusion that Merumiharu had taken them. He stood up and clambered off the bed, completely uncaring about the condition of the clothes he was wearing. A horned, dark-haired person was staring at him. “Ven! You gotta help me! Meru knocked me out and put me in this fugly dress..” He stopped short when he noticed the expression on Ven’s face. “…Ven?”
“You are wearing the dress!” Ven said loudly. He looked slightly off his rocker.
“Uh, yeah. I am.”
“It’s good!” Ven cackled insanely, something completely out of character for him. Q saw for the first time that Ven was wearing an identical dress, except it was powder blue.
“Umm..” Q noticed a bottle of pills on the bedside table.
Meru bounced into the room. “Hiya boys!” Q groaned and Ven clapped ecstatically. Meru was carrying a tea set, completely with little cakes and sugar cubes.
“I am NOT having a tea party.” Q insisted. “And I’m taking off this dress!”
“Now, now, Q, if you keep acting up, I’ll just have to stick something special into your tea..!” Meru looked slightly crazy too, but Q could tell it wasn’t because of the drugs.
“Well s**t.”
***
The tea party lasted for days, until the guild members of GCDelicious, a super-awesome and sexy guild, finally located them. Klimma, an expert at mind-manipulating, managed to subdue Merumiharu. The drugs she’d given Ven wore off and they ripped off their horrendous dresses with a satisfying rip. Alas, poor Arreat, was never the same again after being smacked in the face with the remains of Q’s dress.
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