VODKA!

[H3lblad3]

So I was listening to a song on Youtube called Vodka by Korpiklaani and this comment went:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

Now what I can't figure out is why that matters. I mean, seriously, whether you're looking to woo a young lady or you're entertaining your boss, wouldn't it be a rather poor show to try to get them drunk? :B  

[plastered snenny]

it's all in the company you keep

a couple bottles of vodka will do fine for a date for the majority of girls i've known  

[stefcia stefcia]

vodka.
emotion_drool  

[H3lblad3]

Well! This offends my southern sensibilities! gonk  

[plastered snenny]

they don't sound very sensible at all  

[Lass Kyon]

LOL if you're just trying to get her into bed you could get her drunk for cheaper than taking her out. That's the joke.  

[H3lblad3]

But if she went to bed, I wouldn't be able to talk to her/enjoy her company! gonk  

[Lass Kyon]

Then obviously you don't apply to what the person was saying...