"Drinking games" for ED-P.

[Less Than Liz]

Create 'drinking games' for specific posters or the ED-P forum in general. For example:

Unami Mortis:

- Mentions the Marine Corp? Drink ONCE (we don't want this game over too fast.)
- Can't read the tiny green font? Finish your beer.
- If he pauses to check the USMC handbook on how the appropriate way to handle inane things like jaywalking, drink twice for every Marine approved solution offered.

Omni:
- Ends a question with "eh?" Open a new can and finish it.
- Answers a post with four paragraphs when it only requires a single sentence and a link? wink Drink twice.
- If he mentions his academic credentials, drink once.

And just for yucks, myself (Less Than Liz, duh):

- RUSHES TO THE DEFENSE OF RON PAUL? Take a sip (A SIP) of your beer, else you're doomed.
- If she posts a decent, cogent response to anything and then ends it with a mighty impressive "duh", finish your beer.
- Blah blah blah capitalism blah blah drink four times.

The only rule here is to not be a total meany-face. You know what I mean.  

[Oblivious Sage]

Hmmm, we could probably do a decent one for Dermezel...  

[Director Danguy]

Do we make them up for ourselves or others?  

[Less Than Liz]

Director Danguy

Do we make them up for ourselves or others?

Whoever you want to, yourself included.  

[NewYorkDemocrat]

For every repeat thread disguised as a new thread, take one shot of rum. In the absence of rum, purchase rum.

Any time Unami concedes a point, yourself and your drinking mates must consume all alcohol in the vicinity. Be assured this scenario is highly unlikely.  

[Darth_Nader]

Me:

Defends Ron Paul From detractors: Take a shot

Blasts Ron Paul: Two shots

Whines about the state of the current libertarian party: Finish your beer, then have another one

six-paragraph explanation of a complex issue and its only solution, followed by a soul-crushing admission that it will never be properly resolved due to the current state of politics/society/religion/laws of physics: Three shots

Includes a graph in a post: Stonewall jackson

Links to Reason, Cato or the american enterprise institute: everclear shot

Shows interest in the violent rape of Aramek 2 : Jim Beam shot

Leaves as soon as Omnileech or Amora-bunny join a conversation: Chug a Grotsch