confess!

[maydaymouse]

And they rose from the ashes like phoenixes!!

I have a pet zombie named Harry who fancies the taste of princes.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I think Prince Charles is a bit old and crusty, but hey, if your zombie likes it.


I'm putting on latex gloves so that I don't get my hands dirty while I stab you.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

If you stab me, I'll use my powerful magic and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I am tiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Go to bed then.


I killed your family with my flamethrower.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It's okay, because when my [unknownobjecttoallbutme] dies, I will gain full power and immortality again and resurrect them, then I will torture you.

I was just joking about my above statement.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

yeaaah. suuuure. rolleyes

i messed up on the closing arguments! crying  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

There there. Here's a lollipop.


I just shot you in the foot.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Getting the body doubles messed up again, huh?

...I shot you in the head when I noticed it was a body double just cause I thought it felt like killing the real thing. redface  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well then, it's a good thing we're all wearing bulletproof armor.


I think I farted at you. I can't tell. I'm wearing a gas mask.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, you didn't. You passed gas on someone else.

I hurt you nose when you were sleeping.  

[maydaymouse]

Aw man, did you fart too?!

I slapped you with my official slapping glove.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*points to gas mask helmet* Didn't feel a thing.


I was the one who put a metal bucket on your head and banged it with a stick.  

[maydaymouse]

That's nice!

I was the one who let the dogs out.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I was wondering why my dogs were out in the street.

I gave you a sandwich with loogies in it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Good thing I gave it to coco.


I'm going to have to give you a full cavity search.