[Game] Corrupt Wish Game

[PathlessPlot]

Granted, you get the day off from work, but you must baby-sit a colicy baby all night long.

I wish that I had more good books to read.  

[koudelkaW]

Granted! You get a load of books....all about the history of the word 'good'. Enjoy! whee

I wish I could work in a computer game shop  

[Arthela]

Granted u know work in a computer game shop with a dirty fat guy as ur coworker who won't stop hitting on u and everyone who comes in hits on u!

I wish I had some more frosted oatmeal cookies!!!  

[Jamie Of Spades]

Another lesson, I didn't get to learn...
Granted, you now have a life time supply. You eat some then they make you sick, it turns out you're allergic to them.

I wish I was left handed.

...You're my obsession, I've got nowhere to turn.

 

[isidar_mithram]

Granted, you're now left handed. Your right hand and three fingers of your left have to be amputated because of gangrene. maybe you could write with your mouth?

I wish I didn't have maths homework.  

[XxX-Rose_Red_Vampyre-XxX]

Granted But now you have 30 pages of home work in every other class. And its all due by tomorrow.

I wish i was an egyptian Vampyre. (That would be cool.)  

[Choir-Angel]

Granted, but now you're the ugliest Egyptian Vampyre on the face of the planet and all the other vampyres laugh at you. xd

I wish I didn't have stage fright. x_x  

[Deletemeplease80]

Granted! You are now a broadway star kids love. Everyone calls you by your stage name now; "Barney". (The purple dinosaur) lol

I wish my Mom would stop trying to convert me and put our religious differences aside.  

[Kir-chan]

Granted! You've both put your religious differences aside. But now you have to go to church to please your mom.

I wish I was smarter in math.  

[Leavaros]

Granted!~~~But now you're so good in math, your guidance counselor has put you down a road that will end with you working in a cubicle the rest of your life doing old women's accounting when their husbands die.

You have to comfort them! gonk The horror! gonk

I wish I were dead.
-LD  

[Kir-chan]

Granted! But you will live a long life and die when your 99.

I wish I had something to read.  

[Leavaros]

Sure. *plops down The Big Book of Everything Dull*

It's that or the Christian Bible. You choose.

I wish for world peace.
-LD  

[Choir-Angel]

Granted. But because the world is now living in peace, we've destroyed all our weapons. And so, aliens have come to destroy all of us, for we have no way to fight back. How fun! biggrin

I wish I had something to drink that is tasty, healthy and will in no way ever harm me. xd  

[Kir-chan]

Granted! But that was the only vaccine to a a virus that everyone had. You are the last living person on earth doomed to be lonely. biggrin

I wish there was no school tomorrow.  

[Leavaros]

But there's church instead!

I wish I were pink and fluffy.
-LD