Help the Story Along!!!!

[liznightangel]

bob tries to explain to the best of his ability his part in the days trauma's. at which he notices on a sign in the window that its friday the 13th and tries to explain to the cop that the day is why all this bad stuff is happening sweatdrop  

[endinglight]

Out of no where a piano and a horrible cliche fall at the same time and both crush the officer, bob, mouth agape starts shaking and curls up into a fetal posistion and cries. After a while bob...  

[Citrine Topaz]

Bobs unfurls and stands up and shakes it off and looks at the person holding his hand and ask her to marry him on August the 13th at 8:13Pm at the church down the street, he holds his breath and......  

[endinglight]

Sunddenly bob realized there isn't anyone there. Sadly bob continues looking for mental help, bob walks out into the street and...  

[endinglight]

decides to go find a "discount" therapist. While examining rundown storefronts he sees...  

[Spellbound Blasphemy]

A giant purple elephant. It lets out a feroucious trumpeting and...  

[Spellbound Blasphemy]

Runs away, scared of the mice in the pet shop window. "Hmm" Bob thinks to himself. " I guess the rumor is true."

After scanning the storefronts up and down the urban street, Bob, discouraged to find no discount therapist, decided to go and have some dinner. He finds a reputable looking resturaunt, Joe's Pizzaria, checks his wallet for some money and heads in.  

[Inylysia x]

✖Candice Says✖

He Walks in Nervously, Only to Find all the People Looking at Him. Only Then He Realises His Shirt is Stained with the Officer's Blood.

When are you coming back?

 

[endinglight]

he returns home only to find a construction crew preparing to demolish his house. He asks them what the heck they think they are doing. They tell him they are clearing the land for the freeway bypass. He starts to argue with them when...  

[Symphony of Serenity]

..all of a sudden he bursts into tears. "You can't destroy my house! crying My Grandpa built it and I was born here!!" Unsure of how to deal with the wailing man the contruction worker...  

[endinglight]

when suddenly like the voice of god the whole world hears the sound of an alien broadcast saying that world will be destroyed in order to make way for a hyper space bypass. As the world is destroyed bob finds himself on one of the ships that have just finnished destroying the earth. he decides to first...  

[Spellbound Blasphemy]

...to hit the local bookshop. He heads for the calendar section to purchase a new calendar for 2009, maybe with some kittens on it. As he is looking...  

[Aurealis Sky]

he notices a neon pink calender with cute kittens chasing deformed mice. Delighted, he goes to pick it up when suddenly a random hobo snatches it up and buys it. Upset, Bob...  

[Samonte of Samcorp]

KICKS THE GUYS a**  

[vElvET pUPpet]

or tries to anyway because the hobo turns out to be a ninja, blocking his every move