Xahmen
Basically even if it sucks and you hate it, you should pretend it's awesome and then someday soon you should slip him the surprise fist.
OMG I laughed so hard I almost woke up the hubs. That would be awkward explaining.
We've tried a**l play, but no peeps. Just beads at this point. They don't hurt going in, but coming out always does a little, and in spite of using lots of lube I always feel raw when done. It's sad b/c I like him to play around there, just don't shove anything in there.