Special Nonsense Contest!!

[strawberryn]

silent_ninjaz_girl

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

Once upon a time a long time ago, there once was a pink chocolate covered man. The color pink back then was considered a manly color(yup that is actually true). Wal anywhoo this pink chololate covered man often ate himself. He found that he was quite yummy but he didn't want to keep eating himself or else he would be dead(obviously). So he searched and searched the whole universe to find the source of his chocolateness. Along his way to find the chocolateness, he met an evil king named King Funny. King Funny was not funny. King Funny decided to kill the pink chocolate man because his kingdom, the source of the chocolateness, was running low on chocolate. So while awaiting his death, the pink chocolate man burped. King Funny yelled, "OFF WITH HIS LEGS!" and the pink chocolate man replied, "you can't say that for I no longer have legs!" and the pink chocolate man ate his legs and sighed. They were so yummy. King Funny yelled, "FINE! OFF WITH HIS HANDS!" and the pink chocolate man said, "nope! I have no hands!" and he ate his hands. They were also yummy. King Funny yelled, "FINE!OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" and the pink chocolate man didn't reply because he had already eaten his head. It too was yummy. All that was left of the pink chocolate man was his elbows because he couldn't lick it. King Funny said, "GIVE ME YOUR ELBOWS!" and the elbows came to him. King Funny liked them so much that he decided not to eat it and he named it after himself. He thought it was quite funny. That is how the Funny Bone came to be. burning_eyes

So basically, it's funny because King Funny, who was not funny, thought it was funny so there. xd I realized that I didn't really anwer the question!  

[Cinna101]

silent_ninjaz_girl

Sweetums322

Ok, I know I said that it was over, but I'll keep it going since people are playing now. Have fun~

Yay! Thanks for keeping it going! You just gotta wait for people and they will come...slowly but surely...I hope... whee

~How far east can you go before you're heading west?
~Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
~At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
~What is Satan's last name?
~Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
~If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
~If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
~Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
~When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
~Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
~Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
~Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butts in football, but not in any other situation?
~Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
~If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
STFU  

[Stormy Werewolf]

~At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

As many as you can claim with your space taking skillz.  

[Arrekasu]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs

want to know why? cause when you take a bite from your friends hotdog theyll yell ''HEY DONT STICK MY MICWEINER IN YOUR MOUTH" XD  

[3vry1 h4t3s m3]

~How far east can you go before you're heading west?
~Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
~At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? =p
~What is Satan's last name? =i
~Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. =z
~If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? =z
~If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? =a
~Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? =
~When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? =r
~Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? =u
~Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? =l
~Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butts in football, but not in any other situation? =e
~Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? =s
~If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?=s  

[Forgive My Sins]

:OOOOOOOOOOO nuuuuuuuuuuuuu! im to lazy scream  

[ll CRAYON ATTACK ll]

~At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
well i bet you expect me too say the right one cuse its the right one to use welll nooo im gonna say the left one because (1) wheres the point in doing the boring stuff.(2) being odd is the funn way out. well yea thats it bye  

[Sweetums322]

ALERT!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED!!
I'm sorry everyone. I no longer have the wings because my account has been hacked.

IXI Captain Hitsugaya (The hacker) Took all of my most valuable items. Thank you all for you're amazing answers, and if I still had the prize, the winner would have been silent_ninjaz_girl. I'm really sorry I can't give you your prize crying  

[Bullet for the Forsaken]

Can any1 help me my acc got hacked and im poor  

[Sweetums322]

Sweetums322

ALERT!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED!!
I'm sorry everyone. I no longer have the wings because my account has been hacked.

IXI Captain Hitsugaya (The hacker) Took all of my most valuable items. Thank you all for you're amazing answers, and if I still had the prize, the winner would have been silent_ninjaz_girl. I'm really sorry I can't give you your prize crying

ATTENTION!! I BOUGHT THW WINGS!! biggrin
Congradulations, silent_ninjaz_girl!! YOU WIN!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WINGS!!  

[dem0nicd0rk]

WHAA IM TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
aww,that really sucks....