Yee-haw! (Theme Thread - #1, mayhap?)

[Ribbish]

NogginDew

Reeves

NogginDew

How. Want some cheap cigarettes?

I'm the Cherokee God of Death. And music.

Cigarettes? I loves me some Western style cigarettes! Er...wait...a redskin! OMG!

God off my land, or you shall all perish in a hail of hellfire. twisted

Psh, you ain't got nothing on us, Dances With Men. We're gonna win!  

[NogginDew]

Ribbish

NogginDew

Reeves

NogginDew

How. Want some cheap cigarettes?

I'm the Cherokee God of Death. And music.

Cigarettes? I loves me some Western style cigarettes! Er...wait...a redskin! OMG!

God off my land, or you shall all perish in a hail of hellfire. twisted

Psh, you ain't got nothing on us, Dances With Men. We're gonna win!

There's only two things in the wild west, that's steers and queers. And you sure as hell don't look like a steer. wink  

[Ribbish]

NogginDew

Ribbish

NogginDew

Reeves

NogginDew

How. Want some cheap cigarettes?

I'm the Cherokee God of Death. And music.

Cigarettes? I loves me some Western style cigarettes! Er...wait...a redskin! OMG!

God off my land, or you shall all perish in a hail of hellfire. twisted

Psh, you ain't got nothing on us, Dances With Men. We're gonna win!

There's only two things in the wild west, that's steers and queers. And you sure as hell don't look like a steer. wink

You only WISH I didn't look like a steer, otherwise you wouldn't have such an unnaturally large crush on me talk2hand  

[cheesy nipples]

I got enough tickets for the gun belt, but not the guns. I guess I'll have to play some games for them.  

[NogginDew]

Ribbish

NogginDew

Ribbish

NogginDew

Reeves

NogginDew

How. Want some cheap cigarettes?

I'm the Cherokee God of Death. And music.

Cigarettes? I loves me some Western style cigarettes! Er...wait...a redskin! OMG!

God off my land, or you shall all perish in a hail of hellfire. twisted

Psh, you ain't got nothing on us, Dances With Men. We're gonna win!

There's only two things in the wild west, that's steers and queers. And you sure as hell don't look like a steer. wink

You only WISH I didn't look like a steer, otherwise you wouldn't have such an unnaturally large crush on me talk2hand

Psh, get over yourself. I said your a** looked nice in those jeans, not that I wanted to marry you. We all know cowboys and indians can't mix. talk2hand  

[cheesy nipples]

Now listen here ya yella belly red skins. This place ain't big enough for the both of us.
Think it's time some one teaches your kind a lesson.  

[NogginDew]

cheesy nipples

Now listen here ya yella belly red skins. This place ain't big enough for the both of us.
Think it's time some one teaches your kind a lesson.

But we were here first! -stomps foot in frustration, a lightning bolt stirkes at Nips' feet- mad  

[cheesy nipples]

NogginDew

cheesy nipples

Now listen here ya yella belly red skins. This place ain't big enough for the both of us.
Think it's time some one teaches your kind a lesson.

But we were here first! -stomps foot in frustration, a lightning bolt stirkes at Nips' feet- mad

Makes no diff'rence to me.
So what you were here first? 'Bout time you move on if y'ask me.
Gonna have to do better than that to scare me. I ain't no chicken.  

[Reeves]

NogginDew

cheesy nipples

Now listen here ya yella belly red skins. This place ain't big enough for the both of us.
Think it's time some one teaches your kind a lesson.

But we were here first! -stomps foot in frustration, a lightning bolt stirkes at Nips' feet- mad

God dang it, I never known you's redskins could be so damn whiney! Stop bein' so yellow and show yer cajones!  

[cheesy nipples]

You heard 'im pilgrim. Let's see what you're made of.  

[Reeves]

cheesy nipples

You heard 'im pilgrim. Let's see what you're made of.

Teh quote a man I knew in Californee...
BRING IT ON! YEE-HAW!  

[NogginDew]

-sighs- Fine.

-a ghoulish howl of a battle cry erupts from my throat and lightning strikes the guns at their hips, melting them into one solid mass-

To take this land from me, you'll have to kill me. Now, get creative because your guns are pretty much useless. :B  

[Reeves]

I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF THE GOD-LIKE SOUL OF JESSE JAMES! CAST THIS RED DEVIL OUT!

(TRANSFORMATION TO MEGA-COWBOY!)

Yeh make a cheap move, I make a cheaper one, boy. twisted  

[NogginDew]

Reeves

I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF THE GOD-LIKE SOUL OF JESSE JAMES! CAST THIS RED DEVIL OUT!

(TRANSFORMATION TO MEGA-COWBOY!)

Yeh make a cheap move, I make a cheaper one, boy. twisted

Boy? HA! Don't patronize me, foolish white devil. Let's dance, cowboy. cool