Can you top this?

[ScottieBears MiaKitty]

Snape playing with a pink tea set and teddy bears, in only his grey underwear, while doing a very important interview with Voldemort. Voldemort is also playing with a tea set, but this time it is rainbow with unicorns! While painting their nails a nice pretty pink...! Somewhere near the absurdity of this scene is Kreacher teaching Wormtail ballet. Lucius is the lead in the Death Eater Ballet. He is playing the fairy princess and so he is wearing an extra short pink ruffled dress and everybody thinks he looks very hot. A waltz starts playing in the background as Flitwick dances along with Madame Maxime. Moody waddles in and shouts, " WHERE"S MY RUBBER WAND? IT WAS LIMITED EDITION MUGGLE PONIES!!!" Snape realizes that he has no one to play with his tea set other than Voldemort who's occupied with a different tea set. So Snape takes out a Lily doll. Suddenly, Dumbledore comes in wearing a giant pink chicken costume and starts to sing the song, "PINEAPPLE PRINCESS" and dances around with an octopus on his head. Then Dudley wriggles into the room to play with "Snapey-poo!". Wormtail is in the next room over, also playing with a pink tea set, dressed in a long pink dress wearing make-up, talking to stuffed animals and barbie dolls, referring to them as 'Mrs. Tiddley-winks' and such. Suddenly, the voice of Merlin is heard singing "Does your Chewing Gum lose its Flavor on the Bedpost overnight?" He breaks off singing to announce a Truth or Dare contest is starting by the pool. People with their freshly painted nails thunder over to find Draco, the Giant Squid and Mrs. Norris waiting for them with fresh peanut butter and marshmellow croissants and root beer. At the sound of someone's scream in the next room, everyone in all of their odd manners runs to the room to find Hermione jinxing Ron and screaming that no, she will not make an 'adult movie' with him.  

[smaw12]

Snape playing with a pink tea set and teddy bears, in only his grey underwear, while doing a very important interview with Voldemort. Voldemort is also playing with a tea set, but this time it is rainbow with unicorns! While painting there nails a nice pretty pink...! Somewhere near the absurdity of this scene is Kreacher teaching Wormtail ballet. Lucius is the lead in the Death Eater Ballet. He's plays the fairy princess and so he is wearing an extra short pink ruffled dress and everybody thinks he looks very hot. A waltz starts playing in the background as Flitwick dances along with Madame Maxime. Moody waddles in and shouts, " WHERE"S MY RUBBER WAND?IT WAS LIMITED EDITION MUGGLE PONIES!!!" Snape realizes that he has no one to play with his tea set other than Voldemort who's occupied with a different tea set. So, Snape takes out a Lily doll. Suddenly, Dumbledore comes in wearing a giant pink chicken costume and starts to sing the song, "PINEAPPLE PRINCESS" and dances around with an octopus on his head. Then Dudley wriggles into the room to play with "Snapey-poo!". Wormtail is in the next room over, also playing with a pink tea set, dressed in a long pink dress wearing make-up, talking to stuffed animals and barbie dolls, referring to them as 'Mrs. Tiddley-winks' and such. Suddenly, the voice of Merlin is heard singing "Does your Chewing Gum lose its Flavor on the Bedpost overnight?" He breaks off singing to announce a Truth or Dare contest is starting by the pool. People with their freshly painted nails thunder over to find Draco, the Giant Squid and Mrs. Norris waiting for them with fresh peanut butter and marshmellow croissants and root beer. At the sound of someone's scream in the next room, everyone in all of their odd manners runs to the room to find Hermione jinxing Ron and screaming that no, she will not make an 'adult movie' with him. At this time, Draco leaps into the room wearing skinny jeans, a pink Go-Go Girls shirt, and stiletto heels. He is singing a medley he wrote himself about his love for Dobby.  

[Kyra the Ginger]

Okay thats getting to long, lets have a change of rules shall we?

The person above you says a funny senario and then you try and create a funnier one.

Ex. snape playing with a pink tea set and teddy bears.

lockhart posing as a playboy bunny.
etc. Got it? Great!

Trelwany trying to do the souldja boy  

[ScottieBears MiaKitty]

Madame Pince becoming a dead head and going to Grateful Dead concerts.  

[fireinthenight]

McGonagal and Dumbledore going clubbing  

[silverdust_hearts]

Hermione saying "Oh for goodness sakes this is ridiculous." At the final battle, takes the elder wand and snaps it in half. "There. Stupid wand!"  

[fireinthenight]

Draco falls off his broom in the middle of a Quidditch match and after Harry catches him he asks to use Harry's Fellytone  

[silverdust_hearts]

I'm sorry that was nothing compared to that big list they had up there ^

Ummmm, im just going to give the link to my list of how to annoy voldemort. How to Annoy Voldemort Silverdust Style  

[Kyra the Ginger]

Well ya'll can do this however you want.

I just thought that if some people did'nt want to go through that big

paragraph everytime to repost it, they could just start a new one, get my

meaning?

So if you want to build off someone elses you can or if the paragraphs too

long make your own........

Sorry about the confusion......haha