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chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:11 pm
I don't have the coordination required to do a french braid headband in my hair. emo  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:12 pm
I can't even do that to other people's heads. I cannot do hair.  

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:14 pm
God the ONE thing that makes someone a girl!

...I'm not a girl either I guess. crying  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:24 pm
I think that means I fail at being a white girl. >> I can do French braids in "black girl hair" (even though I haven't in a long time) but not in finer "white girl hair". I can't French braid my own hair, though.
 

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chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:33 pm
Akky the Terrible
I think that means I fail at being a white girl. >> I can do French braids in "black girl hair" (even though I haven't in a long time) but not in finer "white girl hair". I can't French braid my own hair, though.
My black friends growing up LOVED my hair because for "white girl hair" it was easy for them to french braid.

French braiding your own hair sucks. When Mario had longer hair, I was getting really good at plaiting his hair.  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:47 pm
Oh yeah every girl knows how to do hair from birth lol

But I learned how to do them when I was in marching band but it took a long time to get them to be neat and not bumpy.  

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:49 pm
Of course, every red blooded guy always looks at a girl and asks himself, hmm I wonder if she can french braid her hair. No, no, no that actually never crosses a guy's mind. Many other things perhaps but can she french braid her own hair, no.  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:50 pm
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah. I grew up with the knottiest hair ever. I could do nothing with it, so I never learned how to do anything with it because any time I or my mother tried to do anything with my hair, it ended up with us cutting a giant mat out of it.

So now I teach kids half my age who can do their hair 100x better than me. It's kinda demoralizing.  

chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:29 pm
I... i can... do it...

.-. oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:49 pm
Zett
I... i can... do it...

.-. oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Do my hair. ;w;  

Neuneu

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:54 pm
Neuneu
Zett
I... i can... do it...

.-. oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Do my hair. ;w;
/hair did/  
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:59 pm
Zett
Neuneu
Zett
I... i can... do it...

.-. oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Do my hair. ;w;
/hair did/


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Neuneu

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:24 pm
I know how to do braids but a FRENCH braid...?
Mmmmm... yeah. Nope. Not a clue.
Guess I fail at bein' a gurl too.

Also, I find that french braids don't look that great on everyone.
I think it depends on the type of hair/the shape of the face.
Hence why I've never gotten into horse riding! :D
...
'cuz... ya know... they usually do your hair in a french braid for dressage and stuff..?
*cough*
 
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:40 pm
I don't know how to braid at all.
I realize I am not a girl but my hair was down to my a**.
Don't feel bad.  

Felin Greenleaf


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:44 pm
I tried doing cornrows in Stephen's hair the other day. I failed. I can just do regular braids. Don't much care for putting in the effort anyways. Plus french braids look ridiculous on me and I don't think they suit most.  
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