I'm not sure how to take that...

[cheesy nipples]

So, I've got my thread about going out for my friends 21st birthday.

Well, I sent her a message the other day asking if I can pop round before we go out so I can drop off her present because its a little big to carry around a club.

I got her reply tonight, which went along the lines:
"OMG! You're going to strip for me! You said the other day my present was quite a big one and I know what you're like. You're going to strip for me aren't you!
OMG, you are my favorite friend ever!"

which left me thinking,
"Wait, what the ********, I say you're presents a bit big to carry around and you immediately assume I am going to strip. Which also leads you to call me your favorite friend ever. What the hell?"

Now, pardon me here but WHAT THE ******** is my best friend. Have I just totally read something wrong or what?
Unfortunately I cannot post the original message as Facebook, being a jackass, delete it for some reason.

I seriously did not know how to take that.
I just replied,
"No, I'm not stripping, it's just its a bit of an awkward shape to carry around, so it'd be easier if I bring it to your house. BUT, if you want, we can always talk about a private show later wink "
She hasn't replied yet.  

[NogginDew]

-facepalm-  

[Nu Lucrezia]

NogginDew

-facepalm-

lol  

[cheesy nipples]

What? Should I have replied with something else?  

[NogginDew]

Your reply was fine, considering context of the entire interaction. The whole interaction was just ridiculous. Thus...

-facepalm-  

[cheesy nipples]

Oh ok.
Well, the interaction may not be over yet. I'm still waiting for a reply. Then there's the night out, depending on the reply. The interaction could end two ways.
Giggity giggity. Or a slap in the face.

My moneys on a slap in the face.  

[Nu Lucrezia]

cheesy nipples

Oh ok.
Well, the interaction may not be over yet. I'm still waiting for a reply. Then there's the night out, depending on the reply. The interaction could end two ways.
Giggity giggity. Or a slap in the face.

My moneys on a slap in the face.

Expect a slap in the face from it, because if you don't get slapped, everything ended up better than you expected  

[cheesy nipples]

Nu Lucrezia

cheesy nipples

Oh ok.
Well, the interaction may not be over yet. I'm still waiting for a reply. Then there's the night out, depending on the reply. The interaction could end two ways.
Giggity giggity. Or a slap in the face.

My moneys on a slap in the face.

Expect a slap in the face from it, because if you don't get slapped, everything ended up better than you expected

Oh I expect a slap in the face from it, because if I do get anything else from it from this girl, after this long, I'll probably die on the spot at the first signs of it.  

[Reeves]

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-  

[cheesy nipples]

Reeves

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-

Is this another episode of our Badger Badger Badger spin off?  

[Reeves]

cheesy nipples

Reeves

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-

Is this another episode of our Badger Badger Badger spin off?

Nope.  

[cheesy nipples]

Reeves

cheesy nipples

Reeves

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-

Is this another episode of our Badger Badger Badger spin off?

Nope.

Not even a little?  

[Nu Lucrezia]

cheesy nipples

Reeves

cheesy nipples

Reeves

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-

Is this another episode of our Badger Badger Badger spin off?

Nope.

Not even a little?

You can't force these things.  

[cheesy nipples]

Nu Lucrezia

cheesy nipples

Reeves

cheesy nipples

Reeves

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-

Is this another episode of our Badger Badger Badger spin off?

Nope.

Not even a little?

You can't force these things.

I know. But I had to make sure.  

[Reeves]

cheesy nipples

Nu Lucrezia

cheesy nipples

Reeves

cheesy nipples

Reeves

I don't think -facepalm- is enough to merit my response. Therefore:

-headdesk-

Is this another episode of our Badger Badger Badger spin off?

Nope.

Not even a little?

You can't force these things.

I know. But I had to make sure.

Well, now you are aware.