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[Icy Reign]

*smiles at Psyzapp and gives her the book* Oh, there are recipes for Elf Meat Pie, Baked Elf a'la Roc, and it also has a variety of elven pastries....did you know you can make Dark Elf Scones?!

EDIT: *runs over to pot and slams top back on, knocking TES deep inside of it* I said PIPE DOWN!  

[Psyzapp]

DARK ELF SCONES?! surprised REALLY?! That sounds yummy. xd  

[Nei1]

Oh wait, I'm an elf. Well a neweal, but looks kind of like elf.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

why doesn't anyone want to help me? emo  

[Icy Reign]

*walks in and goes straight to cauldron. Prying off the lid, Icy sees that TES and Grunny are nice and tender, ready to start falling from the bones and pokes them with her spoon* 4laugh Yay! Now, the best part of the stew is nearly ready!  

[Nei1]

Bum bum bum bummm  

[Icy Reign]

*comes back to her cauldron to make sure her stew is cooking perfectly* Ah, yes.....*pokes TES and GRunny again with spoon* Very soon, the meat will be falling off the bones! How delightful!*tastes the broth they're simmering in* AHHHHHHHHH....this stuff gets better and better with time  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*places Grunny on his head to try to buy the little guy some more time*

I guess this is as good of a time as any to finally use this...
*groans and digs in his coat to pull out his device... placing his fingers over the top and bottom and speaking into it*
Oi, Ryzan. Usstan ssrig'luin dosst xxizz... nin!

*giggling can be heard from the device, followed by a sarcastic sounding voice*
Gi ussta! Gi ussta! Xuat tesso uns'aa l' ultrine Tes uriu muth natha priqual uk shlu'ta'naut ssuth uktan! Peri'sol l' ssiggrin!
*more giggling*

tch stressed Fridj inbau dosst t'zarreth phor ghil!
*removes his fingers from the top and bottom of the device. Almost immediately afterward, the writing on it begins to glow and a different tone begins to sound. He tucks the device back in his coat, effectively muffling it slightly, then crosses his arms and looks up at Grunny*

Why do I suddenly feel I might have been better off as stew? stare  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

*arrives in a showy flash of color and mist*
Ya hooooo~ Quortek~ Dosst s'gos sea'an zhah uchado~!

*looks around and sees nothing but a cauldron over flames. Hearing a familiar ringing coming from it, he decides to investigate. Upon getting close to it, he taps the pot with his staff*
Jalkhel delmah?  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*hearing Ryzan, he knocks on the pot lid*
Oi, Ryzan! In here! Hurry up already; I think my skin is about to come off.

*shifts around uncomfortably in the cauldron*  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

hmmmmm?

*tries to lift off the lid, but soon discovers it's on much more tightly than it looks. He stands back for a moment rubbing his chin, trying to think of a way to pry it off and decides to use his staff as leverage. After sliding the staff under the handle, he manages to pop the lid off by applying his weight to one side of the staff. Tossing the lid to the side, he looks in and sees Tes sitting in an unpleasant looking, hot fluid with a green rabbit on his head, and immediately bursts into laughter*

This is it? This was the horrifyingly dangerous situation that befell our dear Quortek?
*wipes a tear from his eye and tries to compose himself*
Really... and you thought -I- was using the lar khaliizi as a toy. rolleyes  

[ThisEmptySoul]

tch stressed This is serious Ry! I... I'm stuck stare
And if you don't stop kidding around and help, you're going to end up right in this cauldron with me scream  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

Gi ussta, gi ussta! Aren't we fiesty today?
*puts his wrist up to his chin and giggles*

It can't be -that- bad in there. Why, it might even be therapeutic~ I'm kind of jealous *pouts*

Be a dear and scooch to the side a bit for me. I simply must try it for myself~
*slips off his shoes and sticks his leg into the cauldron, trying to climb in*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

gonk No, I will not move over! scream
*takes out his device and turns it off*
What good is this piece of junk if this is all it's going to get me? *tosses it in anger*  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

*reaches over and catches the lar khaliizi*
Tsk tsk. No need to be throwing stones, now. I was only joking.
*takes his leg out of the cauldron and tucks the lar khaliizi back into Tes' pocket*

Two of us wouldn't fit in there anyway~ *winks at Tes*
Now, let's see how we can get you out of here. First thing's first... *stamps out the fire* Gi ussta, I suppose I should have done that already *giggles*

Give me your hand, and I'll help pull you out, jugare?