Spam Thread~because we need one

[naminote]

Cryptosporidium-137

phantom_slasher

*walks into the room and picks up Mlle putting her on her shoulder* ok now what *pulls outs a script and starts to read *kidnap Mlle Yadda yadda yadda oh here taker her back to my castle and.....that’s graphic.....*looks at cover* this is not the script this is a fan fiction!


(I have wanted to make this joke for a while)

*Abducts Mlle into saucer* Notice the part I bolded? You stood Mlle on her head. XD

Owww... >__<;

Oh noes! KPJ saaave meee~  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*winces while he reads the fan fiction* i didnt think that was possible!  

[naminote]

... KPJ?

Help now, please? .________.;  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*sets fan fiction on fire* that's just wrong even by my standards  

[Hunter Roge]

Mademoiselle Fraise

... KPJ?

Help now, please? .________.;

Did's you see I allready shot the ship down?  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*turns hunter into a newt* it worked!  

[Zero the hunter]

*Runs around while a Coco is on Zero's back* I AM ON FIRE I AM ON FIRE!!! STOP FLOOR ROLL!!! STOP FLOOR ROLL!!! *rolls on the ground*  

[Cryptosporidium-137]

Hunter roge

Mademoiselle Fraise

... KPJ?

Help now, please? .________.;

Did's you see I allready shot the ship down?

That was just a decoy! xd

Now Pox'll perform all sorts of horrible experiments! Or just hold her for ransom.  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*Uses magic to turn Crypto into a human* HA! THE ULTIMATE EVIL!  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*uses black magic to make all the hair on jack's body grow out of his ears instead* you still sure about that jack?  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*changes back then uses magic to make phantom a girly angel* Yeah. I am.  

[The Phantom Slasher]

on a Saturday? nononno this is my wednesday costume....uhhhh i mean *turns into a biker instead* my names bub  

[naminote]

Bub? o__O;;  

[Hunter Roge]

phantom_slasher

on a Saturday? nononno this is my wednesday costume....uhhhh i mean *turns into a biker instead* my names bub

*points at phantom* Hes a witch may we burn him!

"how do you now he is a witch?"

he turned me into a newt

"a newt?"

uh I got better.

"Well theres always the scale test."

Yes lets see if he ways the same as a duck!

*mob drags phantom to massive scales a man puts a duck on one end and phantom of the other. The scale teetered but evened out.*

YAY! BURN HIM!

*they drag phantom off to the state to burn him.*  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

ILL BRING THE FIRE! *skips over with a lit pumpkin*