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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:42 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:19 am
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~:Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank and Friends:~
"Hah! Women and children are all you can send against me!? Blobs! Show them the foolishness of their ways!" the Admiral Wizard said. Moments later, the blobs formed into ranks around the Admiral Wizard, oozing and jiggling as they got between Yasogami's heroes (except for that one girl who ignored the plight of innocent children and ran away) and the greatest threat it had ever faced. "I choose... YOU!" Two of the tendrils coming from his mouth shot out and grabbed a pair of children from the audience, pulling them in and holding them high in the air (like the world's strangest-looking mustache). "Muwahahahaha! Do you dare to attack me when children are in the way!?"
One or two of the people lounging around in the back of the auditorium walked out, though a few seemed interested in the spectacle. These were some fairly impressive special effects...
Quote: Save the Children from Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank!
A wall of Blobbity Blobs is stopping you from reaching and rescuing the children, and you'll have to cut them down! But if your attacks are too strong, you could hurt the children! Gasp and shock! Give it your best without going overboard!
When attacking, generate a random number between 1 and 10 to see how many blobs you destroy, then add in a bonus based on the power of the attack:
Low: +1 | Medium: +2 | High: +3 | Very High: +4 | Severe: +5
Charged attacks add twice the bonus! But if you go beyond -10 Blobs, the kids could... uh... scrape their knees or something. And that would be terrible.
There are [100] Blobs remaining. Now, for great justice, begin the attack!
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Zeo Zaggart generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
10!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:56 am
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Feather Gold!
"...oo far." Feather Gold mumbled something under his breath, clutching his fist. He raised his head, and suddenly cut the air with his hand, thrusting an accusing finger towards McInkleflank once more. "YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! Calling us, and me in particular, 'women and children'!? Do you not recognize a BRO when you seen one, bro!? I'm a MAN'S man! Why else would I wear this spandex, and my muscles be so big?" These suits weren't something you could just get into if you weren't totally secure with your sexuality, you know! I mean, they totally showed off his awesome muscles and impeccable physique and lets be honest no they didn't. He was pretty obscure under that thing, even as he tried to flex for emphasis. "You think I'll let you harm the babes!? Nobody threatens all these beauties of Yasogami and gets away with it!" Wait...did he not notice the Admiral Wizard was threatening children? Did he think it was the budding flowers of Yasogami High that were at risk? "I'll destroy you right here, you seasick Scylla! Feeattthheerrr...EXPLOSIIOOOONNNNN!" Feather Gold pressed a button on his gauntlet, and golden light began to envelop him like an aura as he let out a mighty yell, jumping into the air and spinning. The power around him whipped into what looked like a tornado of unrelenting heroic might, and he went spiraling into the blobs, unleashing everything he had all at once! He could go all out on these blobs...and he wouldn't hurt those kids, either! Because he had that kind of control, because he was a MAN! Aww yeah! And he definitely wasn't a loose cannon cop living on the edge, because he'd done that shtick before, and he was definitely not going to have another intervention, damn it!
Quote: Power Charged Feather Explosion!: (It kind of looks like a Severe Physical attack...but surely Zeo wouldn't go that crazy on stage, would he? WOULD HE!? Yeah, he totally would.)
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Rednal generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
5!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:06 pm
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stickdude generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
9!
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:07 am
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Zorc James generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
6!
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:01 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:03 pm
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~:Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank and Friends:~
A barrage of beatings blasted into the barrier that the blobs had built up, causing significant damage to something that had surely been intended to last a little longer. On the other hand, heroes rarely played by the rules that others set... and it was quite clear who the real villain here was. Some shows liked to be ambiguous about it, but this particular fight had a most horrible evildoer present and causing trouble.
"Just give it up! My blobs have all the elements at their disposal... Ink! Fire! Electricity! Earth! And... squid-suckers, what was the last one..."
As he spoke, a number of the blobs changed. Some grew pitch black, others became red-hot, several were surrounded by lightning, and a few even became rock-hard... and their powers burst over the heroes in a series of blows.
Several of the children in the audience screamed - others were clearly loving the show, though, and applauded vigorously as the mighty heroes were faced with a new threat.
Quote: Save the Children from Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank!
Blob Blasts: Medium Dark, Medium Fire, Medium Elec, and Medium Earth damage to All Heroes. Who the heck let this guy use special effects that could actually be dangerous? o_O Well, at least the school has a cute nurse if you need care later.
A wall of Blobbity Blobs is stopping you from reaching and rescuing the children, and you'll have to cut them down! But if your attacks are too strong, you could hurt the children! Gasp and shock! Give it your best without going overboard!
When attacking, generate a random number between 1 and 10 to see how many blobs you destroy, then add in a bonus based on the power of the attack:
Low: +1 | Medium: +2 | High: +3 | Very High: +4 | Severe: +5
Charged attacks add twice the bonus! But if you go beyond -10 Blobs, the kids could... uh... scrape their knees or something. And that would be terrible.
There are [54] Blobs remaining.
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Zorc James generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
4!
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:29 pm
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Necromonium generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
5!
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:48 pm
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Ellie Troit, Heroine!As the terrifying Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank and friends were swarming around the children, someone else came from the shadows. Someone wearing a brilliant, majestic, and downright otherworldly costume.... She said I shouldn't strain myself... she thought, before dashing out into the room, a green ring on her hand shining with brilliant energy. 'But I have to do something!' A series of green rings shot out at this, moving to cleave and attack at the blobs. "Heroes may arrive a little late, but we're never one to shy from a challenge!" she called, posing with her new outfit. It was still a bit mysterious...getting a mysterious outfit out of nowhere...From someone in the shadows...but something about it felt right. And, at the same time, she couldn't help but join in on the show. This was a show...right?
Quote: Ellie Troit has joined the fight! Weapons: Lion's Tooth, Celtigar. Armor: Heroine Armor! Accessory: Eight Phase buckler Green power Ring! Action: GPR Physical attack. (De Blobs! 8 Blobs!) [High damage. Will add to roll] [5 Blobs + 3 for high damage]
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Hopeful Conversationalist
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Rednal generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
5!
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:45 am
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~:Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank and Friends:~
"There was one more element, I know I had it in here somewhere just in case a bunch of stupid do-gooders tried to stop me from getting revenge for my brother..." the Admiral Wizard muttered. "Oh, right. EXPLOSIIIIIIIIVE!" Every single one of the blobs turned yellow and began flashing faster and faster. "AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I th-ink you'd better run if you don't want to get caught in the blast, but these kids have no choice!"
Towards the back of the chamber, a few of the adults looked mildly concerned by this new development in the show. Someone would've mentioned it if any of this was legitimately dangerous, though, right? ...Right?
Quote: Save the Children from Admiral Wizard Tentacruel McInkleflank!
The Fifth Element: The remaining blobs are about to explode (!?), and need to be destroyed as quickly as possible!
A wall of Blobbity Blobs is stopping you from reaching and rescuing the children, and you'll have to cut them down! But if your attacks are too strong, you could hurt the children! Gasp and shock! Give it your best without going overboard!
When attacking, generate a random number between 1 and 10 to see how many blobs you destroy, then add in a bonus based on the power of the attack:
Low: +1 | Medium: +2 | High: +3 | Very High: +4 | Severe: +5
Charged attacks add twice the bonus! But if you go beyond -10 Blobs, the kids could... uh... scrape their knees or something. And that would be terrible.
There are [32] Blobs remaining.
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Zorc James generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
3!
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:47 pm
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Necromonium generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
3!
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:11 pm
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Hopeful Conversationalist
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Zeo Zaggart generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
7!
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:37 pm
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"Duh! The last element...is HEART!" Feather Gold shouted, drawing back it's fist. The ranger dashed forward towards the blobs, striking with such fluidity it was like he was in front of all of them at once, and unleashed a powerful uppercut with all of his might. "Golden Purification Wiiiiiiiiiiing!" Bam! Smack! Kur-pow! Up went the blobs, one after another, as he sent them flying for what they'd threatened to do to the babes if they didn't run away immediately. There was no way the girls were going to abandon these kiddos to the slimy blob monsters, and there was no way he was going to abandon them either! The girls, he meant. He'd seen enough hentai to know where this was going! (That's a meme for those who don't get it!) "Who said Heart's a stupid power, anyway?" Feather Gold landed on the far side of the blob just as it exploded, running a thumb across his visor like a badass, before turning and giving a thumbs up to the new heroine. "Nice one, apple-of-my-eye. Tres bien!" Zeo said in butchered French (seriously, he WAS French, how was he this bad at his own language!?), winking in Ellie's direction all the same. Yuuup, they were just about done here...
Quote: Power Charged Golden Feather Wing! (Kind of like a Blue Dragon Punch)
7+5 x2 = 24
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