Worst Safe Words EVER!

[Milain]

As everyone knows, safewords are a common thing in this lifestyle. However there are the random few who don't understand the safeword and tend to choose ones that are laugable at best.

I'll share some of the words and statements that I've seen, and I hope you will as well.  

[Milain]

antidisestablishmentarianism

More!

stopityousonofabitch  

[Dystopia Lycanthropia]

"WHAT THE ******** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"  

[Visual_Andy]

Anything you can't pronounce. Just putting that out there... Can go bad. XD

"OMG! YOUR MUM'S HERE!"

"I'm pregnant."

"PERVERT!"

I dunno, those seem bad to me. As do "More!", "Please don't stop!", and "Make it hurt so good", but I think those ones are sort of obvious.

Edit: Just noticed 'More!' was already up there. How about 'Please?'  

[Dystopia Lycanthropia]

Anything in a language which is not the Dom's native tongue.  

[Cherryblossom Jen]

"That tickled"

"Is that all you've got?"

Are always bad lol.

I personally don't use safewords per se...one of my favorites is snapping my fingers 3 times in a row ^_^. It's never failed so far so yay! lol  

[YoukaiAlchemist]

hmmm...some really funny ones (not sure on how bad) are:

"I gotta go to the bathroom!"

"It burns, like gonorrhea!" (got that line from Bowser's Kingdom ep 1)

"OMFG!ITZAZOMBIERUNFORIT! WAITCOMEBACKANDUNTIEME!"

"Drow efas" (read it backwards)

"Mpanbpsinpaindfjasfpanisoanionbaosnjanisdo!" (just try saying it)  

[Mymiq]

"Oh, f***!"

"Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!"

"Bubblegum!"

For reals. The first two afre things I'd be shouting if it felt good, so they don't seem very effective to me, and the last..I dunno, I couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes when he told me.  

[LadyJ86]

Stolen from another thread but.... "You hit like a girl."

 

[Angellus00]

Bubblegum might sound funny but it sounds like it might really be effective. You would never say it in the normal course of play (unless you have some type of bubblegum fetish...?) and it is easy enough to understand.  

[PrincessdeSakura]

lolz haha extremely funny xD  

[YetiBear]

One of My first safe words was "Asparagus." 3nodding

We used it cuz it was funny and nether of Us like Asparagus. xp  

[RyoRin]

"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"


I know it's not exacly a word, however I bet that in the heat of the fun time, it would be extremely hard to say. 3nodding