Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[Bulbadoof]

Fred/George: That's not funny. neutral This is serious.

 

[YotaLife93]

Hermionie: Hogwarts can suck it- I'm not going back to take my NEWTS!  

[A Peaceful Eternity]

Hagrid to Harry.
"No Harry, your not a wizard. Deal with it."  

[dancer_ attitude]

Dumbledore- "I'm going to the pub for a butter beer, anyone want to ditch class and come with?"  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

Severus Snape ~ I love you, Harry. eek eek eek  

[Alastryona]

Harry- I have fingehs...  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

Sirious, I think I have a tick in my ear!  

[Injustice-Shall-Fall]

Bellatrix : Time for a trip to the spa! I need to do something about this hair!  

[Faemint]

Snape: Hermione, let's run away together! Just you and I! 4laugh

Hermione: Sorry, Sevvy, but this is me and Luna time... eek  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

Voldemort ~ I need to get a nose job, or maybe just a nose...  

[Loki_Cook]

Harry Potter- "OH and by the way Ron, when you were off enjoying Christmas as a spoiled brat, Hermione and I totally snogged all over the tent."  

[vivacious_red]

Goyle: (to Crabbe) Do these robes make butt look big?
Crabbe: (obviously trying to be nice) uhhh--- NooOooo?....
Golyle: You're just being nice! I'm UGLY!!!!!! gonk (bursts into tears and runs from room)
Crabbe: No, Goyle, Goyle! Don't be like that! You're pretty, alright! Pretty I say!

 

[vivacious_red]

((Continuing above scenario))
Goyle: (sitting in a bathroom stall, sniffy sulkily, wiping his eyes with a dainty pink handkerchief) cry Thanks Myrtle, you're right... I knew I could count on you to cheer me up. emotion_c8

 

[That_Slytherin_Girl]

Snape: Hey James *winks*  

[Yukina101]

Draco Malfoy: Despite what all you fangirls might think, NO I do not like Harry bleeding Potter, NO Severus Snape is neither my Godfather nor my "lover" and I haven't currently, presently or futurely wanted to snog HARRY SCARHEAD SNITCH-FOR-BRAINS POTHEAD POTTER!



Now Weasley on the other hand.... wink