Things the Characters Would Never Say...

[cocosam]

"Look everyone, I've got the Elder Wand!" -Dumbledoor  

[Arashi Erina]

Luna: "Voldemort, let's go kill Harry, darling"  

[Xuiv]

George: "Look, Mum! I got more O.W.L.S. than Percy!"  

[Kisaki Kitsune-Hi]

Bellatrix Lestrange: "Hi Harry! My, you look so like your father, except for your eyes. You have your mother's eyes."

Harry Potter: "Thank you Auntie Bell, it's nice to meet you."

Bellatrix Lestrange: "Nice to meet you too. Hi Sirius!"

Sirius Black: "Hey Bells" (Sirius kisses Bellatrix's cheek)

Bellatrix Lestrange: "Well come on in the both of you and lets have tea. Then later we can visit your parents' graves Harry," (wipes away a tear) "Lily was such a dear friend of mine."  

[vivacious_red]

**Voldie and his Death Eaters are singing and dancing**

Vold: "Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can"

Lucius: "Hey!"

Snape: "Hey!"

All: "Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow...."

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hehe... xd  

[LovableSan]

vivacious_red

**Voldie and his Death Eaters are singing and dancing**

Vold: "Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can"

Lucius: "Hey!"

Snape: "Hey!"

All: "Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow...."

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hehe... xd

(( Not related/ not replying, but I laughed SOOOOOOO hard at this one XD ))  

[DownAzzLette]

Neville: I Love Professor Snape! He's the best!! ::Creepy Smile::  

[cocosam]

"Crumple Horned Snorack? What madness is this? Everyone knows that those don't exists, and the same things with rackspurts. Who writes this Quibbler anyways?"

"Er..your dad Luna" [Harry]

"I don't have a father then."  

[Hope Maxime Hagrid]

A twist on an oldie but goodie...
wink


*Dumbledore is crouching in a garden, poking a caterpillar with the wand in his hand. The caterpillar slowly swells to the size of a loofah.*
"How many times, Dumbly? You don't touch Vernon's wand!---Ich!"
*Petunia accidentally trods on the poor caterpillar.
She grabs Dumbledore by the wrist and leads him into her dusty but cozy kitchen as Dumbledore whines*
"You bust bug! You bust bug!"

 

[Xuiv]

^Hahaha! Loved it!

-Ron is wishing on his birthday cake-
'I wish I get another knit sweater for Christmas! That would be the best present ever!'  

[DownAzzLette]

Voldemort burst into the Great Hall and yells "Everyone Lets Dance" ((Hairspray music starts to play.))

He jumps on the Gryffindor table and starts to dance to "The Bug" while all his Death Eaters walk in sashaying into the room and dance around the floor!
Harry looks up at Voldemort; leers and say "Thats some great moves you've got going on Voldy! Mind if i join you!"
Voldemort leers back "Sure hope up Sexy and show me what you got!!
Harry hopes up and starts to dance also. All the student look at whats going on confused for a moment before Ron yells "Come on what is everyone waiting on you heard old Voldy! Lets Dance!" Everyone just shrugs and joins in!


((OoC: Just got done watching Hairspray! The movie with Rikky Lake in it! Not the musical! So i couldn't resist doing this!))
 

[cocosam]

"That's it, I give up! You win, I'm sick of the being the chosen one. Here's my wand, I'm now off to go live with the muggles if you don't kill me already."
Harry  

[Kobeyashi Maru]

Malfoy is sitting in the dining hall at breakfast on the first day, "What's this?! My first class is Magical Creatures with Hagrid? Oh goodies! I can't wait to see what adorable creature he shows us today~<3!"

Crabbe and Goyle squee in delight.  

[Arashi Erina]

Voldemort: *burst into the Great Hall wearing a Harry Potter costume* "Muhahaha!! I will kill you all!"

*everyone gasps*

*Ron walks up to Voldemort, putting and arm around his shoulder*

Ron: "That's an awesome costume, Voldie! But we all know that Harry can't get into Hogwarts. Snape, our headmaster, would never allow it!"

*everyone laughs*

((It's confusing, but Voldemort and Harry's roles switched.))  

[YotaLife93]

Fred and George: We've joined the ministry of magic!