Spam Thread~because we need one

[The Phantom Slasher]

I too have big feet and you all know what they say about big feet and take it from me it is so not true emo

Just joking its true big feet big...shoes  

[naminote]

I measured. Approximately my feet are 22.5 cm.
All my friends can't fit into my shoes, they're so small and narrow. gonk
Even Becka, who stands at 170cm (with shoes, she stands at 168.5 without them) cannot fit into my shoes.
I stand at 163.5cm (without shoes or socks, with socks I stand at 165. o.O).
I feel a little short. gonk  

[Cryptosporidium-137]

I've got small feet. Then again, I'm short and all Furons have the same size feet. neutral

*latches a bomb to the general's face*  

[Chupi the Terrible]

I'm 8' (244 cm.) tall, it's kinda hard not to have big feet. And the person who created Chupi the Terrible is... Well, a big person at 6'5". (195.5 cm.) confused Once again, it's kinda hard NOT to have big feet.  

[The Phantom Slasher]

I am not about to measure those stink bombs from hell but I know I am a size 13 in the us  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

::The bomb explodes, but he doesn't die because he god modes and teleports away before the explosion could harm him.::  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*Starts throwing grapes at generel*

Yippie ciya ciyo mother ********!  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

Normal grapes won't do anything! pirate  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*starts throwing abnormal grapes* Eat grape!  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

Bahahahahaha! That won't do anything either!

Wait, abnormal?  

[The Phantom Slasher]

cool yes  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

What's so... "abnormal" about them? ninja  

[naminote]

Chupi the Terrible

I'm 8' (244 cm.) tall, it's kinda hard not to have big feet. And the person who created Chupi the Terrible is... Well, a big person at 6'5". (195.5 cm.) confused Once again, it's kinda hard NOT to have big feet.

Wow. That's tall (both). o____o;
I passed my "tall" stage and I'm gradually becoming short.
And my feet were squeezed into small-ish shoes when I was younger so my toes are curled up, making them look even smaller than they should be.
If I was fit into smaller shoes, my feet would've resembled ancient chinese girls' "lily" feet.
Traditional chinese men think my feet are pretty, but pediatrists don't. D:  

[The Phantom Slasher]

General Kcuf Ffo

What's so... "abnormal" about them? ninja

The small neculer devices inside of them that will go boom right about...*mists several miles away*…now  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

*LOLOLOLOOLOGODMODES AND SURVIVES THE EXPLOSION*

Er... yeah.