Jisen Meizuki
> Gotta make more money profit. There's no telling if the guards will trick Deborah about the contract like Rath. >>;
I'm gonna assume this means "Become Grand Champion".
Oh by the way, dungeon-crawling makes you level the ******** up.
I admit I am regretting making all three Endurance-based skills major skills, makes it harder to raise endurance quickly.
Oooh, weird plant near these half-submerged ruins.
Oh jeez, a ********' quest plant.
"What. Dey makin' me fight what!?"
"De hammer is greater tan de sum of its foes."
After more fighting, finally time to gain rank again! Movin' on up. This is the last rank before Champion, too. Things get rough from here on out.
Well. Never mind, they got easier.
awwww yeah
Man, I forgot how easy this whole deal was. And how much it doesn't actually pay out, especially when you can only fight once a week after this.
"Do... all... gods... talk... real... slow?"
So it's actually three on one again, and this time everybody's armed. But don't worry! Owyn sent me a ******** pig to help out. e.e
holy s**t the pig killed the mage five seconds in
now he's going for the champion
go pig go
go pig go
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"I jus' keep gettin' beddah."
that pig was ******** amazing
it did more than half the damage to the champion while i was blocking
and helped me finish off the archer
good pig, best friend
seriously i would not want to fight that thing
"Hahahah I seriously killed every last one a dem mampy crabs?"
"Dem right, na shut ya mouf."
"Oh come on anoder ******** fight? Best not be anoder eediat gyal-- oh no, it's dat... huge orc."
"Bedda rest up."
"I'll mek you a big mistake."
"Dey said dat about fro-boy, an' I whipped 'im like a liddle pussyclaat."
Maaan this s**t is roundabout.
"... And I'm trying to catch flies! They are a nutritious snack for someone who never eats, sleeps, goes to the bathroom, or does anything but smack a wooden board with a sword!"
I would have put this to a vote, but would any other name have possibly won?
You're not nice, and I don't like you. >:C
Alright, so... the warhammer's too slow, I've decided. And a halberdier should really have a shield. And better armor. And something that can be approximated to a lance. Mace is the closest thing we got.
And damn she looks good. Although funny thing-- Steel Armor is the only armor in the game that doesn't have a female body shape for the cuirass.
(I died like four times before killing this guy, just so you know.)
Disarming blow! I actually managed to make him drop his sword, but he picked it up before I could grab it.
According to the rules, in order to become grand champion, I have to strip him naked. I figured I should probably cut him up enough that nobody can really focus on his nads.
... With his own sword.
"b***h, I were alreddy da bes'!"
AAAUGH
AAAAAAAAUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
"What"
"Gwey, yeh liddle licky-licky."
"I sed gwey!"
"Dun coun' on it."
"I wan' dat house. Need a place to STORE MA s**t. Plus 'm famous now. An' got this heavy-a** raiment that looks fiiiiiine on me, but I don' wanna wear it."
Look how fine that looks on Deborah. Daaaamn.
Put the Raiment of Valor away, but had to leave my cuirass back at the arena because of weight limits on Deborah's strength. So she's topless, and y'all can deal with it 'cause she's grand champion AND she has tits.
Ran back to the Arena! And you know what, she's a proud woman! She's not afraid to show what she's got! She's gonna go bet on a match.
Blammooooo.
Probably a good choice, since I killed the whole yellow team.
RISKY, ******** there actually was a yellow team member. Just not for long, that blue team guy ripped her to pieces. >:3
I earned fifty gold from someone else's gruesome death!
It's like I'm a Pit Dog again.
You are the only one angry about this.
I'm unconcerned.
Ooooh. Grand Champ versus monsters. I like.
Timber wolves and goblins! Sicknasty.
"Harder den da champion fight an' I get paid half as much! Pheh."
... So now what? This town's startin' to cramp my style. There's Chorrol, where I need to go drop off this necklace anyway... and Cheydinhal, where I can join the Fighter's Guild, although I could do the same in Anvil... And that would take me past Skingrad and Kvatch on the way, or I could go up north to Bruma, the snow-covered town, or down to Bravil and Leyawiin...
So, where to?
also this road is infested with imps and wolves and is NOT SAFE AT ALL. The Imperial Legion is terrible at this.
