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~THE 05 FANCLUB~
because he wants to eat us


Welcome to the second OFFICIAL 05 fanclub.

The other one got trapped in limbo at Area 91.

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05 is an awesome alien. Not only does he spread messages of love and 'piece', he also promises to eat us all!!


Honestly, what more could you ask for in an extraterrestrial being?


Memburs~
1. indisposed
2. Forbidden Toast
3. Dr. Laverinth
4. Sylfaen
5. Sheer_Immortal
6. Fleep
7. .Really Jacked Up.
8. DarkAngelKatai
9. The Toilet Thief
10. MWAH! Kiki Kisses
11. Necrowitch
12. Toxika
13. Miakko
14. Sheshira
15. Elphabai
16. [Empty_Promises]
17. Miraxe
18. Pelucheux
19. kit_katz_rock
20. [.Amaya.]
21. Yoko Froggy
22. [ Person Man ]
23. Slig Storm
24. xxPuppy
25. AlysBrangwin
26. GweeTree
27. UFO 0.
28. Itazu
29. Le Muffin Man
30. ShounenAiOrDie
31. Ali_Womaninpants
32. ZOMGZ U NO ROFFLES
33. Pherfiniel
34. kiyoshi_wind
35. Bronze_Fox
36. kinky_dragon
37. Vanilla Incense
38. Dead_Chimera
39. Deadly Seduction
40. [ Ashykins ]
41. Evil Pepper



Wednesday, Nov 1st:
Quote:

[NPC] alien_ufo_05: How sweet.

I shall have to save you all for dessert!



whee whee
~QUOTES~



Eating related:
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: WHAT WOULD YOU ASK OF ME, DELICIOUS MORSEL?
indisposed: Do you really want to eat us?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: MY PERSONAL WISHES ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF MY RACE
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: BUT NOTHING WOULD SATISFY ME MORE
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: SOME ZURG FIND YOU... REPULSIVE. PINK AND SQUISHY.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I FIND YOU... TENDER AND SUCCULENT.



[NPC] alien_ufo_05: YOU WRAP YOURSELVES IN CLOTHING AND COLLECTIBLES... IT MAKES GETTING AT THE MEAT SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT!


blacklilly5150: 05 what are you doing with all the cows?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: BLACKLILLY: OUR REASONS ARE OUR OWN. PERSONALLY, I DON'T FIND THEM NEARLY AS DELICIOUS AS THE OTHER INHABITANTS OF THIS WORLD


[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I'M PERSONALLY VERY FOND OF GAIANS. I FIND THEM DELICIOUS. I AM CURRENTLY RESEARCHING THE BEST WAY TO PREPARE YOU.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: ALTHOUGH, MOTHER FROWNS ON MY TASTES.



[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I DON'T LIKE RICH GAIANS. THEY GO STRAIGHT TO MY ZIPHLZPHANGE


Dogtato Kun: What do I taste like?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: (scanning)
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: YOU ARE NOT UNLIKE A BIG MAC. SYNTHETIC, FATTENING, AND FULL OF SECRET SAUCE.



[NPC] alien_ufo_05
[.Britt.]
Sorry, 02 wouldn't let you eat me. ^^;;;

IF I SHAKE MY KEYS AT 02, IT WILL DELIGHT AND DISTRACT HIM LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE!



[NPC] alien_ufo_05
MY FANGIRLS ARE SO SWEET.







I WILL SMASH THEM INTO TAPIOCA!










Other:
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: NOW TELL US ABOUT THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF "INDIANA JONES"
malicious-vin: What? D<
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: TRULY HE IS A KEY FIGURE IN YOUR HISTORY?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: TAKE ME TO OVERLORD JONES!



[NPC] alien_ufo_05: YOUR BLOCKS FASCINATE US. THEY ARE COMPLETELY IMPRACTICAL, UNNATRACTIVE, AND USELESS. YET YOU WEAR THEM IN ABUNDANCE!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: THIS CONFUSES US.



Crazy_Mage: what would you do for a klondyke bar?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: CRAZY_MAGE: I WOULD DESTROY THIS PLANET AND EVERY BEING ON IT FOR ONE BITE OF THAT CREAMY TREAT!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I WOULD ALSO DESTROY THIS PLANET AND EVERY BEING ON IT IF THE CABLE WENT OUT.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: SO THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH.



indisposed: They're going to dangle Lanzer from a ship.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: WE ARE NOT FISHERS OF MEN, INDISPOSED!


indisposed: Can you do asexual reproduction? Like mushrooms?
Red Scully: Mushrooms: The Fungus that feeds. <3
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: INDISPOSED: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, BUT IT'S MUCH LESS FUN.


[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I HAVE A QUESTION...
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: EARLY REPORTS INDICATED A HIGH CONCENTRATION OF THE OCCUPATION "POLLWHORE". THEY APPEAR TO NOW BE DWINDLING IN NUMBERS.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: ARE THERE ANY PLANS TO PRESERVE THIS ENDANGERED SPECIES?




[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I MUST REPORT BACK TO MOTHER WITH MY FINDINGS. I WILL TAKE ONLY A FEW MORE QUESTIONS, BUT FIRST!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I REQUIRE A TRIANGLE!

indisposed: Do you want an isoceles or equilateral triangle?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: EQUILATERAL, YOU FOOL!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: HYPOTENUSES GIVE ME GAS.



[NPC] alien_ufo_05: EVERYONE SAY "FUZZY PICKLES!"


[NPC] alien_ufo_05


ARE YOU WEARING A ... PERIODICAL ON YOUR HEAD?

YOU FLY HOME IN THE LITTLE SPACESHIP.



[NPC] alien_ufo_05
DO NOT MOCK MY SUPERIOR COMMUNICATION SKILLZ. OH ZAM! I USED A 'Z' IN PLACE OF AN 'S'. DOES THAT BLOW YOUR MIND?

NOW SUBMIT, OR I WILL DEAL MASSIVE DAMAGE!



[NPC] alien_ufo_05
[.Britt.]
Because plushies make the world go round. biggrin DD

AHA! I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR POWER SOURCE!

I MUST REPORT TO MOTHER THAT "PLUSHIES" ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PLANET'S ROTATION.



[NPC] alien_ufo_05
YESSS... PRELIMINARY EXPERIMENTS SHOW THAT "CUTENESS" IS QUITE EFFECTIVE AGAINST GAIANS.

*cute filter activated*

Hey there Gaians! heart Will you pweeese come allow me to mash your bones? 4laugh It would make me ever so happy! heart Squeeee! blaugh



[NPC] alien_ufo_05
Empy
Anyway...
What is your technology capable of? Specifically computers and weaponry.

HA HA HA. AS IF YOUR PUNY MINDS WERE CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING OUR AMAZING TECHNOLOGY! I WILL SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR ADVANCEMENTS, THOUGH IT MAY MELT YOUR MIND!

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You make me feel like dancing~
05 IS A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. heart I WOULD BE HONOURED TO BE A MEMBER OF HIS FANCLUB.

AT LEAST HE SEEMS TO HAVE MORE INTELLIGENT FOLLOWERS THAN 11. ... FOR THE MOST PART. AND BY THAT, I MEAN THE MAJORITY ARE INTELIGENT ENOUGH TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT TO BE EATEN BY HIM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
May I be in your dear fan club?
He doesn't deserve a fan club. stare
Cid High-Wind
He doesn't deserve a fan club. stare


Why not?
I think it was 05 that said he was 81 Zurg cycles old. x__X
Cid High-Wind
He doesn't deserve a fan club. stare


SURE I DO. xd
I'm gunna make a banner for us later on ^^
I love 05 <3
May I be in the fanclub? <3

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