PUNY MORSELS!

[Krazzed]

Red Ice

Krazzed

You can eat me, 05, But not much meat on account of my high mitabilizim.


Did I spell that right? sweatdrop

Metabolism....so you were close enough. 3nodding

Oh, Thank you

[Pyro_Cloud]

Cherry_chain

Pyro_Cloud

*hiss* ONly room for one canabal on this site *hisss*

Oh, and I don't think 05's a cannibal, since he's not eating Aliens

a Cannibal is something that eats members of it's own species

05 wants to eat US not the other Zurgs ^^

I knew that but thanks anyways =B

[bobu]

Why a snack, when you can have a whole meal? domokun

[CyberSkull]

Personally, I like tuna noodle casserole. I'd prefer to be put in that.

[boto_bodo]

what if #05 ate a human that was really sick, would that mean he would get really sick to

[x[Sarika]x]

I'll eat 05 for breakfast ;D

[Allynna]

FF_RedXIII

Trali

Trali

[NPC] alien_ufo_05

WELCOME TO DINNER, PUNY MORSELS!

MOTHER MAY HAVE MADE PIECE WITH YOUR MEATY, MEATY LEADER - BUT I WILL NEVER STAND ALONGSIDE YOU.

IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULD LAY YOU DOWN ONE-BY-ONE, SLATHER YOU IN MASHED GRUNNY SAUCE, AND MAKE A GAIAN CASSEROLE!

THE TIME WILL COME, LITTLE SNACKS, OH YES!

So, how do you feel about Hugs.... you are so delictable, I could hug you to bits and EAT YOU! How do you feel about cuddling? We could take about food and trade recipes... have you ever had a Chicken Mandrine Salad?

FF_Red, I don't know if you know this but..... there's a truce between GIB and Zurg....besiedes, should 05 be the one telling me to get out....and I'm not a threat to him at all, I'm trying to be rather friendly and open relations between 5 and GiB, and prehaps change his mind about eating Gaians..... we gaians are better uneaten, we can be really great friends. So 05, how about being my friend? wink You might even enjoy it? And look, I'm not spouting love poetry or anything. Hey, have you ever tried Turkey, we just celibrated this holiday that involves the consumption of Turkey... I could tell you more if your nice to me heart

WE may be at a truce but that does not mean that Mother will keep us like that. Eventually we will rule you punny planet. And I personally prefer you Gaians to that thing you call Turkey.

You've never had Gaians, or Turkey, so how do you know? Besides, I'm sure Momma wants PEACE... and I'm just starting to talk to 5, I think if he got to know me he'd like me.

[5Nope6Nope7Nope8]

Ya know, 06 calls us apes...

But, Zurgians have buggy eyes, are they insects? Apes eat insects.

Mmmm... stir-fred Zurgian. Ecspecially that 05. He'd be delectable. Marinated in Cream of 06, that is.

[Vlx]

Human and alien soup. >=D
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Ingrediants:

2 Aliens(one needs to be a baby) 3nodding
1 Human 3nodding
1 Pound of grass 3nodding
2 Sacred leafs
Parsley
1 Pound of worms 3nodding






Instructions:

Take the human and the the aliens
and juice them until their type of blood
comes out.Save the blood in seperate
container's and put the alien's blood in
the freezer and the humans blood in the
oven for about 15 minutes and cook it at
the highest tempature possible!!!
Now take the meat and chop it all up and
mix it all together BUT!!!Save the baby (thats
dead) and keep it in another area.Now take
the pound of worms and put them in a bowl
ALIVE.Put the pound of grass on the worms
and mix them together.Now take the
meat and put it in the MICROWAVE for
about 20 minutes.Now get the blood and mix
them together then serve it as a beverage.
Now get the meat and simply sprinkle little
bits of it in the bowl.Now take the 2 sacred
leafs and simply put them in the bowl.Now
take the parsley and sprinkle it on the food!
Now for the baby!Smash it until it turns
very very VERY soft.Now roll it until it turns
into something VERY thin.Now cut some of
it up and make some creseants!!!Whoot!
Now serve the dinner/lunch out to your
family/friends/guests!!!!



^^ Hope you luffed it!

(Mostly only for turtles)

[Maduo]

[NPC] alien_ufo_05

WELCOME TO DINNER, PUNY MORSELS!

MOTHER MAY HAVE MADE PIECE WITH YOUR MEATY, MEATY LEADER - BUT I WILL NEVER STAND ALONGSIDE YOU.

IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULD LAY YOU DOWN ONE-BY-ONE, SLATHER YOU IN MASHED GRUNNY SAUCE, AND MAKE A GAIAN CASSEROLE!

THE TIME WILL COME, LITTLE SNACKS, OH YES!

stare
*beats 05 senseless with a golden tuna*

if anyone's gonna be the sauce it's gonna be your young! got it?! scream
*mumbles something about taking a swift blade to the face of all who oppose the grunny*

[Champion Of Valhalla]

Yes gaians are tasty but i prefer zurg delicious non carbon based zurg that taste so delicious with a red bino. Uh on an unrelated note would any zurg care to join my dinn- uh i mean join me FOR dinner?

[[Sir Waffle]]

Emo


IMA EAT YOUR CRANIUM!

mad

[[Sir Waffle]]

Emo


I'll whip my pimp cane at you!

*Gets in Sword stance*

[Kaptain K Rool]

[NPC] alien_ufo_05

WELCOME TO DINNER, PUNY MORSELS!

MOTHER MAY HAVE MADE PIECE WITH YOUR MEATY, MEATY LEADER - BUT I WILL NEVER STAND ALONGSIDE YOU.

IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULD LAY YOU DOWN ONE-BY-ONE, SLATHER YOU IN MASHED GRUNNY SAUCE, AND MAKE A GAIAN CASSEROLE!

THE TIME WILL COME, LITTLE SNACKS, OH YES!

well if mother says so then we must obey.

[Hustle Rose]

[NPC] alien_ufo_05

WELCOME TO DINNER, PUNY MORSELS!

MOTHER MAY HAVE MADE PIECE WITH YOUR MEATY, MEATY LEADER - BUT I WILL NEVER STAND ALONGSIDE YOU.

IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULD LAY YOU DOWN ONE-BY-ONE, SLATHER YOU IN MASHED GRUNNY SAUCE, AND MAKE A GAIAN CASSEROLE!

THE TIME WILL COME, LITTLE SNACKS, OH YES!

Sorry, 05. I don't think I would taste that good...more like spoiled beef from a carrier of mad cow disease.

No one likes mad cow. talk2hand