Awsome lines that have no place to go

Does this actually interest you, or are you here because you're bored out of your mind?

Interesting, yes	64.5%	[ 7968 ]
Not at all...I'm bored out of my mind	35.5%	[ 4377 ]
Total Votes:			[ 12345 ]

[xx Miss Anti Self xx]

sometimes i just look out the window and expect to see my old life swaying in the breeze. and when reality hits, it hits harder than any physical force you could ever imagine. the only thing i have to hold on to is the knowledge that maybe someday, this life will be better than the memories of my old one.

[Worst fears are unknown]

"Self-discipline is when you tell yourself to do something and you don't talk back."

.. I gotta say I can never seem to get that to happen....

[Worst fears are unknown]

"A smart girl listens but doesn't believe; kisses but doesn't fall in love; and leaves before she is left."
- Marilyn Monroe

Bigvai Volcy:
"Trust no one, tell your secrets to nobody and no one will ever betray you.

[[XblackfireX]]

I came up with this when listening to the song "Little Piece of Heaven"

Everyone has got to die sometime? True. But death is not something you want to do right away. And no one wants you to die right away. But when death does come, you want it to be short and sweet.

This one's less gothic.
"Hey! Stand still. I wanna see if I can kick you in the face."

[Worst fears are unknown]

music's the addiction,

each song is a drug

I'm just the addict,

living on love

[Sathael]

Rather tempted to keep this one for myself. But that would be being greedy, and I like to share.

"Listen to me carefully, because you need to understand this. The world is far messier and less controllable than you know. You think you're a master at toying with people, but from where I stand you're just some little kid playing with matches. And it's a goddamn flammable world out there."

[Labtech Abi]

» Cast in the name of God, Ye not guilty. «

"I got my looks from my father.





He's a plastic surgeon."

»We have come to terms.«

[avearia]

@ Labtech Abi--Haha! that's a good one, made me laugh. rofl

--

"So hey, Abby, did you check out that car that your cousin was selling? Are you going to buy it?" Hal asked.
"Nah, it's a piece of junk." she answered.
"Are you sure? I mean, you don't know a whole lot about cars," her friend pointed out.
Abby shrugged. "I know. But you know it's a bad car when you can't tell if the owner gave it a creative home-done orange-red paintjob, or if the car really is just that rusty..."

--

1: "You know, you wouldn't be sick if you hadn't tried to eat that rotten egg you found on the sidewalk yesterday!"
2: "Hey, give me a break. I didn't know what it was!"
1: "You didn't know what it was--so you stuck it in your mouth?"
2: "..."
1: "..."
2: "Th-that's a perfectly... natural... biological response...."
1: "Yeah, for a two year old!"

[bexi1]

Person 1: look under there
person 2:under where?
Person 1: you said underwear!

[sareuhbelle]

"NASA called. They said they can see your white a** from space."

[kaitlynn7595]

you can't break whats already broken

[SonjaMann]

this one isn't nessacarily from no where. It was told to me by an 8 year old girl in line for the slide at the YMCA, which only makes it all the more amazing xD.
"Too many boys, too many men. To many memories actually"

[Naiax Sidorenka]

Greatest line about anarchy ever

"Why do i like anarchy so much?

Because it's the only government system that isn't dysfunctional.

Of course, it's kinda hard to, sees how it doesn't function at all..."

[ittenskay]

"If you were my husband, I'd poison you. . ."

"And if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

[Zaviire]

I think I have a few. They're not very good, though. Sowwies!

"If life ever gives you pi, and you have math homework on hand, take that damn radius two and multiply it already."

"I believe i said earlier that all your opinions are rejected from this point on. Why are you still telling me your opinions?"

"Are you inhaling helium, or has your voice always been that high?"

"If you're even kneeling in the park, just make sure there are no lawn gnomes after you, or there will be blood tonight." -- Inspired by zOMG. i play it too much. X3

"Man, you know, that might have been interesting if i had actually been listening."

"Although I admit to being mentally unstable, since when was that a bad thing?"

Pfft... Thought these up on the fly. XD Yes, i know, they fail.