You Were Captured in Battle by the AAY

Wild Gaian appears before you!

Throw a pokeball!	19.2%	[ 197 ]
Throw a rock!	6.6%	[ 68 ]
Throw a snack!	10.0%	[ 103 ]
Send out a pokemon!	9.2%	[ 94 ]
Attack!	3.5%	[ 36 ]
Kick its a**!	8.4%	[ 86 ]
Insult its mother!	6.1%	[ 63 ]
Tease it until it cries!	4.0%	[ 41 ]
Have sex with it!	14.4%	[ 148 ]
Eat cake!	18.6%	[ 191 ]
Total Votes:			[ 1027 ]

[primadonnas]

Threaten and intimidate him until he lets me go. Or even after that he doesn't let me go, kill him.

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

xxxB u m p xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



I let myself be captured. I don't do much, but I make a good (albeit extremely dominant) concubine

[Ash Dunn]

I'd scream. Which has to do less with the fact that I'm scared of xxx_Stabarella_xxx and more to do with the fact that my head is on fire and it hurts.

[p y r otechnic - - ROYAL]

i walked out while he was distracted by the fact that his head was on fire.

.... still haven't found my shirt though.

[4dreamersonly]

I would cuddle her.

[Lazy-Senpai Kronprinz]

I'd be afraid of freezing to death. DX

[Lamia en su Cabeza]

Put on my best innocent girl expression and say "Please ...be gentle"

(the poll cracked me up, btw)

[Diana Charon]

...I could probably take her on.

[Khursan]

Oh god, I'll tell you anything you want, don't hurt me!

[Monopoly on Truth]

I'd seduce him and earn my freedom that way.

[Angelus Prime]

Attempt to seduce her and then escape while she "slips into something more comfortable".

[The Old Exorcist]

"...Do you really have to rub it in by dangling those keys in front of me like that?" :c

[Super_noob_e]

I swear I am not a demon or whatever you think I am, please let me go. What can I do to convince you? You have already tried exorcising me 3 times and it did not work, does not that prove anything to you? crying

[Drathi]

Humor it for a bit, before making my escape plans.

[Allerlei Regrets]

And so I have been taken to the center of your base.
Good.
-breaks two vials; one of a fast-acting, weaponized, airborne virus, another of an insidious and slow acting superbacteria-