Only post if... [Rule Update 9/20/15 READ]

What are you?!

A WGer	47.4%	[ 1043 ]
None of your effing business! D:<	21.4%	[ 472 ]
The sexiest poll whore EVAR!	31.2%	[ 686 ]
Total Votes:			[ 2201 ]

[Silly Ewe]

1 and 3.

Only post if...

1. You are currently or you previously ate some crackers.
2. You use Windows 8 or 8.1.
3. You do not own a tablet or smartphone.

[Weiss-san]

3, sadly.

Post only if:
1. You hate math class
2. You prefer tea over coffee
3. You play a brass instrument

[shakespeares 1st tragedy]

1 and 2

Post only if:
1) You hate humanity as a whole but not individually
2) You love technology
3) You think becoming a philosopher would be awesome as ********

[defiant pupil]

█xxx 1

█xxx Only post if:
█xxx o1 You're drinking coffee right now.
█xxx o2 You're a fan of South Park.
█xxx o3 You like my new avatar uwu

[tyrant of water]

"Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Jeder tut's auf seine Weise
Der eine stößt den Speer zum Mann
Der andere zum Fische dann...

Two, and Three--of course, darling! You're like an anthropomorphic, adorable penguin!

Dare post if,

1. You've traveled abroad.
2. You've read a good book in the last week.
3. You know which animals fall into the Chondrichthyes Class of animal taxonomy! <3

...Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
Und die Wellen weinen leise
In ihrem Blute steckt ein Speer
Bluten leise in das Meer"

[aramaa]

1 and 2. Uh, maybe 3? I'm guessing, on account of that sig, that sharks classify as Chondrichthyes....?? Maybeeee??

Only post if:
1. You have a Nyaruma.
2. You haven't changed your sig since you first made it.
3. You've written fan fiction before.

[Jar Full of Painkillers]

gaia_nitemareleft gaia_nitemareright
Just 3. When I was in like 9th grade. ninja

Only post if...
1. You haven't been able to post in this thread in over two weeks
2. Your natural hair color isn't blonde
3. You have a pen at arms reach

[Psychedelicat]

2 (naturally black) and 3 (I'm lying on my bed and my pencil case is on the floor beside it).

Only post if:
1. You know the difference between soba and udon.
2. You can drive.
3. You recently injured yourself.

[Rini Kirei]

All. I don't have my driver's licence but I do know how to drive and 2nd, I did injure myself on the head badly. Ow. Might never forget that scary moment. xD

Only post it:

1. You have some minor health problem which your mind keeps making it deadly scary.
2. Kinda lazy to do something important. = w =)_
3. Too much noise and chatter irritates you.

[Bepbobbibity]

Two. I'm a world class procrastinator

Opi...
1 your phone is on low battery
2 your pee smells bad
3 you want a pet

[Horror and Satire]

Number . I want a doggie, but I won't get one for at least four more years crying

1. You are very ticklish
2. You drink at least two teas a day
3. Your phone number contains the number 4 at least once.

[Elskeleton]

I AM AT THE MERCY OF TICKLES.

Only post if:
1. You'd recently rejected/declined something important.
2. You own a collection.
3. You have a song stuck in your head.

[Fantasma Orgasma]

3. is an always.
So yeah if we're bein honest its smother by daughter. its sad but im not even, its just up there

1. you like dethklok
2. you're reading harry potter
3. you are at work

[Bepbobbibity]

1&3
Opi...
1 you think children are like dogs and vice versa
2 you own a swim cap
3 it's cloudy outside where you are at

[cucumber moisture cream]

3. Having both owned dogs and taught children, I can tell you that dogs are freaking awesome.

Only post if:

1. Today you have eaten something yellow.
2. You enjoy redheaded people.
3. You like to sing in foreign languages.