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Tipsy Flatterer

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So let's make a list of things that we've learned from the Walking Dead show and comics on how to survive the impending zombie apocalypse. I will add to this list as you guys post.

1)Don't sleep with your best friend's wife, you never know if he'll come back from that hospital.
2)Always avoid neighborhoods, you never know if there will be a horde inside
3) Never ever ever ever ever ever trust anyone who wants to help you
4) A farm is never safe.
5) Always keep those under the age of 18 on a leash or chain.
6) Canned foods are your best friend.
7) You don't have to reload a knife.
cool Don't make a lot of noise in unfamiliar territory
9) Don't wasted ammo
10) Ration food
11) Make little kids wear bright colored neon vest before they go into the forest,don't want anyone to get shot
12)Trust your group but don't believe in them... they might not always be there for you...
13)1. If a child goes missing in the woods and is not heard of for days despite extensive search efforts, she's most likely dead. Time to move on.
14) Start running laps. Learning how to shoot firearms is only half as important as working on your stamina. Ask Otis.
15)Don't jeopardize your group. If you come across a straggler belonging to a group of violent marauders, just kill him to avoid having your location being ratted out. Forget what Dale said.
16)Don't forget to burn the body. He might want vengeance.
17)Try to be reliable, trustworthy and useful but don't get too emotionally attached to anyone in your group. People are idiots and will die despite your best efforts.
1 cool Be more like Daryl.
19)don't split up, everyone take turn sleeping about every 15 min or so and the other will keep watch, learn Judo or brazillian jiujitsu to avoid being at a disadvantage, and stay quiet...
20)Never have sex during apocalypse
21)1. Dont trust wells for your water source look for running water like streams.
22) keep moving. dont stay in one place for to long.
23) trust very few people
24) stick to small groups.
25) forget fire arms get hold of weapons that you dont need to reload or worry about ammunition.
26)This is my own personal rule. Get to a port get a sail boat and live out on the water. sail to an island and stay there. or if stay close to land and when needed go in and get supplies. OR just build a tree house out in the mountains.
27)Do NOT leave your friends behind.
2 cool If stranded, climb a tree. zombies cant climb.-we're still unsure of this-
29)If surrounded in a tree with zombies, you're screwed, be a ninja
30)do not get drunk. you might shoot your friends.
31) be aware of your surroundings.
32)dont be a whiny b***h or be picky
33)Use any distractions necessary to take out a threat, ie taking out zombies in a gun fight. A stray bullet is always a good excuse.

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What not to do:

Never ever ever ever ever ever trust anyone who wants to help you. *cough*Jesus, Aaron*cough*

(this is from the comics)

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A farm is never safe.

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Always keep those under the age of 18 on a leash or chain.

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Canned foods are your best friend.
You don't have to reload a knife.
1. Don't make a lot of noise in unfamiliar territory
2. Don't wasted ammo
3. Ration food
4. make little kids wear bright colored neon vest before they go into the forest,don't want anyone to get shot

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Trust your group but don't believe in them... they might not always be there for you...
1. If a child goes missing in the woods and is not heard of for days despite extensive search efforts, she's most likely dead. Time to move on.

2. Start running laps. Learning how to shoot firearms is only half as important as working on your stamina. Ask Otis.

3. Don't jeopardize your group. If you come across a straggler belonging to a group of violent marauders, just kill him to avoid having your location being ratted out. Forget what Dale said.

4. Don't forget to burn the body. He might want vengeance.

5. Try to be reliable, trustworthy and useful but don't get too emotionally attached to anyone in your group. People are idiots and will die despite your best efforts.

6. Be more like Daryl.

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don't split up, everyone take turn sleeping about every 15 min or so and the other will keep watch, learn Judo or brazillian jiujitsu to avoid being at a disadvantage, and stay quiet...

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Never have sex during apocalypse
1. Dont trust wells for your water source look for running water like streams.
2. keep moving. dont stay in one place for to long.
3. trust very few people
4. stick to small groups.
5. forget fire arms get hold of weapons that you dont need to reload or worry about ammunition.

5. This is my own personal rule. Get to a port get a sail boat and live out on the water. sail to an island and stay there. or if stay close to land and when needed go in and get supplies. OR just build a tree house out in the mountains.
Do NOT leave your friends behind.
If stranded, climb a tree. zombies cant climb.
if surrounded in a tree with zombies, your screwed.
be a ninja ninja ninja
do not get drunk. you might shoot your friends. cheese_whine +gun= wahmbulance trips
be aware of your surroundings.
dont fall in love and have sex! heart = xp death
dont be a whiny b***h or be picky. emo scream gonk crying evil

best of wishes!!

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I'm loving the tips so far!

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