Superbra?

[Erika_Barton]

So, GD...

I was sitting around watching TV and generally enjoying my spring break when, lo and behold, a little program catches my eye. It's on this amazing piece of technology called the "technobra."

It...

Monitors your heartrate (so that if you're kidnapped or whatever, it'll know you're in danger)
Is connected to satellites so that if you are abducted, you can be tracked (think LoJack for you)
And sends a text message with your location to the police.

Plus, it can tell the difference between your heartrate when exercising and when being abducted.

I thought it was pretty dang amazing, plus it's for about $50 USD.

Would you wear a technobra?
Think that they're cool?
Useful?
Practical?
Economically sound?

PIX NOT AVAILABLE ON GOOGLE.

But it looks like a metallic bra.

[zxmbies]

I think it'd be a waste.
Although it really shows how fast things are moving forward.

[` n e c r o m a n c e]

What if you kept it on while having sex?
The people would be all "OMG ABDUCTION" and come barging in while you're going at it. gonk

I call bullshit though, I doubt it actually works or whatever.

[hopelessly in rainbow]

That sounds pretty cool!

[xoanimalxloverx3]

lol omg. smile sounds uncomfortable...haha heart

[Xyloid]

And here I thought that new bra from Victoria's Secret that all seamless and stuff was the best bra ever.

[Full Of Rabies]

It's not supper if it doesn't grant you heat seeking missles, flight, machine guns, condom dispenser or snacks.

[Soviet Reunion]

a metallic bra? Sounds hot.

[iRodent]

So cover me in gasoline

BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE RAPING SOMEONE WITH IT ON??
NEVER GETTIN ONE O' THOSE THANGS.

and set me on fire

[Erika_Barton]

norieux

What if you kept it on while having sex?
The people would be all "OMG ABDUCTION" and come barging in while you're going at it. gonk

I call bullshit though, I doubt it actually works or whatever.

The scientist guy they interviewed said that the difference between exercise/sex and abduction is that when sexing/exercising is the heart rate increases gradually, while during abduction, the heart rate goes up really fast.

[_IgnisFatuus_]

norieux

What if you kept it on while having sex?
The people would be all "OMG ABDUCTION" and come barging in while you're going at it. gonk

I call bullshit though, I doubt it actually works or whatever.

I was thinking the exact same thing

[Dead Lamb]

Who ******** cares?
If I get kidnapped, a bra wont save me.


Besides, if I'm coughing up $50 for one ******** bra, it better be made of amazing.

[TonyWasHere]

Full Of Rabies

It's not supper if it doesn't grant you heat seeking missles, flight, machine guns, condom dispenser or snacks.

[DoomDealer]

Metal bra?
Sounds uncomfortable

[the razzmatazz ranger]

I'd want one just walk around in my bra and when they call indecent exposure I'll just be like:
"it protects me from the aliens and rapists! :]"