pristine gods
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- Posted: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 23:57:51 +0000
THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THE WICKED THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THE WICKED; MONEY DON'T GROW ON TREES
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- carpevinu e r i k x l a u r i d s e n
He was up two hours before school started. He didn't want to be up two hours before school started, mind you; he'd much rather be snuggled within the depth of his blankets, dreaming about his make-belief first day of school. Unfortunately, that dream became reality way too quick, and behold! today was his first day of school. Technically, it wasn't, since he'd been to public schooling before long long long time ago (like ten years maybe), but it still felt like his first day. His stomach was doing flip flops while he flip flopped the pancakes for breakfast. And he didn't really like that feeling, because usually the only thing that could make him nervous was when his fathers gave him that look and that tone. He had almost gotten that tone from Dad earlier when he rolled over in bed and said five more minutes. However, years of living under strict guidelines had his a** out of bed in time.
Breakfast was wonderful. Truly wonderful. Pops was still grumbling about how not good of an idea this was (even though he agreed three months ago). Dad was grinning away and telling him how much fun he was going to have. Then they sat him down for a good half an hour and went over the basic rules of don't smoke, don't drink, don't let anyone influence you, and for God's sake, don't sleep in class -- oh and don't be stupid, make A's. Even though he got up two hours early, he ended up at school almost two hours late. Or at least, that was what it felt like. When he arrived on campus, there were already too many people around and well. s**t. Guess he had to make friends, because he didn't recognize anyone.
Dad kissed his cheek goodbye. Wished him a good day. Told him he'd be here to pick him up at three o'clock sharp. Erik told him okay, sure, whatever. Didn't really listen. Big mistake. But who cared? This was his first day of school, and he was going to have a blast. -- Now where exactly did he have to go? Well, inside, of course. Ha ha ha, oh ********, this was not going to be a fun day at school, because first of all, this wasn't even everyone's first day. It was everyone's fourth day or something. Apparently homeschooled kids got special treatment of starting late and embarrassing themselves thoroughly. Either that or, his parents didn't mark down the right day. Whatever it was, he was here days late. Fantastic.
What was this place anyway, the ******** Sahara Desert? There were no signs, no maps, no anything. He was having none of that, but at the same time, he didn't want to appear lost, so he just kinda -- walked around. Stopped. Turned right. Stopped again. Realized that he was back where he started. This place was a labyrinth, and if he didn't Icarus his way out of here, he was going to -- oh, look. The office. God bless. Dismissing all former thoughts, Erik stepped inside the quaint room and played the waiting game (something he had never been good at doing). After some time, the people in front finally moved out of his way, and seconds later, he found himself smiling at the receptionist. "I'm a new student here. Erik Lauridsen?" She peered at him over his spectacles. Probably judging his spots. Damn that lady. "You didn't get your schedule in the mail?" Well. "Uh -- no. I didn't." Dad more than likely threw it out, thinking it was junk mail (everything was junk mail to him). The lady tsked (wow, rude much?) and moved over to the computer. Several clicks later, she reached over to the printer, picked up a piece of paper, and handed it over to him. "Okay, next." Despite her rudeness, he said thanks.
And then got the ******** out, because he did not want to deal with rude people today. Now to find his first class -- AP Calculus BC. Where was that? Upstairs, downstairs -- wait. What the ********. AP? Advanced Placement? Excuse me? His parents enrolled him in advanced placement math. Were they insane? He was s**t at math. He was going to make a great first impression. Truly wonderful. With a huff, Erik turned down another hallway. Stopped again. Groaned. "Does anyone know how to navigate through these hallways? I need to get to Calculus! Uh, BC AP Calculus?" He glanced down at his schedule, then raised his voice again. "AP Calculus BC! Anyone?" By the looks he was already getting, he assumed yelling out for help wasn't a thing around here. Oh well. Worth a shot.
tab ooc: sorry for uh pretty much everything orz i'll get a better posting format soon maybe ; v;