Matthew Button laughed while he was listening to the boy. Mainly because he felt a little bubbly, but mostly he keep himself under control. Matthew twisted the string from behind his head, and let the mask fall into his other hand, and he laid it on the bar. The bartender keep giving them drinks, hoping to get a big tip for a big order. At this point Matthew was on his fourth shot.
"Well. This guy is obviously stupid. Even I know not to make friends with under aged boys. Plus, you don't deserve to be treated like that. I swear, if I did that to my ex girlfriend with another girl. She would have set my house on fire, making sure I was inside." he gave a small chuckle and took his sixth shot. He felt the buzz start now after that. His alcohol tolerance was getting thinner. "I can only image what that guys issues with his dad were. Though. I find it fascinating that most men, when looking for the ideal mate, try to find aspects of their mother in their mates. While women try to do the opposite. They look for aspects of their father in a mate. Quite strange. " Matthew, sadly, didn't even know what he was talking about at this point.
"The most awkward moment, well...It was more sad than awkward. Was when I sang a song to a girl I was really really into, and she had no attraction to me because she swore up and down I was gay. I sang 'You and I' by Lady Gaga. It was a hit with everyone else in the bar, but her." he laughed. He came across a lot of girls that thought he was gay. A lot. So it was hard to get it in when he wanted to. "But you. Ya know. Are perfect. You have that cute petite body that guys like. That blond hair is really hot too." he winked his glazed chocolate brown eyes.
"Did you know I am a writer, and a fashion designer?" he smirked with another shot. Still maintaining a decent amount of class like he usually did.