Dervadoo
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- Posted: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 04:47:20 +0000
- Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? How long can two people talk about nothing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data? What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? That might've been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. Shields up! Rrrrred alert! In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal. We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Your shields were failing, sir. We have a saboteur aboard.
You bet I'm agitated! I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane. Wouldn't that bring about chaos? We could cause a diplomatic crisis. Take the ship into the Neutral Zone About four years. I got tired of hearing how young I looked. Talk about going nowhere fast. The game's not big enough unless it scares you a little. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. What? We're not at all alike! Sure. You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence. You're going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules. Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately? Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise.
Mr. Worf, you sound like a man who's asking his friend if he can start dating his sister. I've had twelve years to think about it. And if I had it to do over again, I would have grabbed the phaser and pointed it at you instead of them. Wait a minute - you've been declared dead. You can't give orders around here. For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Besides, you look good in a dress. The look in your eyes, I recognize it. You used to have it for me.