I needed my friend Sabrina's number so I ask my friend Brenna for it. She gives me what I thought was her number so I start messing around. I always do this once I get someone's number.
"You look good today."
"So much better when you're awake."
"You look good when you squirm."
******** TURNS OUT THAT WASN'T SABRINA. IT WAS HER MOTHER.
SHE CALLED THE GODDAMN POLICE