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Tonguepunch_That_Fartbox
lD r e a m s h i f t e rl
Tonguepunch_That_Fartbox
This one guy got arrested at a funeral for masturbating, he claimed the dead person's ghost possessed his arm and proceeded to give him a hand job
Wat.
Da.
Fuq.
._.
It's probably the greatest public masturbation defense I've ever heard
That's just... the most random bull for a defense I've heard up to date lol
I know of a man who blamed his pet cat for illegal porn. There's all kinds of them