My spring break basically consisted of studying, Repo the Genetic Opera, and biking.
As much as I enjoy gaia I need to get off for atleast an hour a day.
Now I know what you're thinking, "This chick obviously has nothing to say about her spring break" yes? NOPE!!! I got mugged ! That's right, Mugged, and by who? My b***h of a cousin who thinks that she deserves every little thing in the world. If she doesn't have it, then she HAS to have it just because she thinks she deserves every thing everybody else has. So what did I do? I got her back.
She got hers in every way I have ever imagined. . . .ok maybe almost. She didn't die from drowning in her own perfume. Not that I'd be the one to do it. Yes I may be a horrible person for saying this but, if she thinks that she deserves every friggin thing in the world then she obviously thinks death will make her popular. That people will think she's uber perfecto. She's even done drugs behind her parents' back. Well. . . .guess what, they know now. She's no longer miss perfect, she's no longer little miss beauty queen and she's no longer little miss sugar coating. My bike (which is a motorcycle) has a license plate on it and when I called her parents to let them know what she was doing they at first didn't believe me, but when they saw that I was telling the truth they completely flipped and pretty much went through all of her belongings to see what else she had. They found everything from drugs and condoms, to ipods and s**t that didn't belong to her. They then called up and asked how the hell I knew everything. All I replied with was "I paid attention to the obvious, you didn't." and merely hung up.
Now if anyone wishes to write about any sort of payback please be sure to post it here. We're all happy to hear it.
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