Bargain Mart O' Bump^Hiring^taking orders^1g each

What do you want to do?

Buy bumps *claps*	11.1%	[ 1 ]
get a job YAY	22.2%	[ 2 ]
just polling... *grabbing 10g*	66.7%	[ 6 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9 ]

[1badMule]

[1badMule]

Guide-Lines/Rules


1. Please use the appropriate forms.
2. Be as specific as possible.
3. You must pay in full immediately after
4. So that the line moves fast, no orders over 20k
5. After your order has been bumped you can order again
6. !!Tips Appreciated!!
7. Please give feedback
8. If we bump more than necessary, you will not be charged.
9. Remember to pm 1badMule with order too.

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We are currently not taking orders!! we are booked up!! no exeptions!! we will be free in about a week or two... huge 20k order, please we need workers
Bumping Prices:

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Plan A (Plain Bumps)
1g per bump
not numbered
no specifics

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Plan B (Numbered Bumps)
1.5g per bump (decimals will be rounded off)
Numbered or have a 1 specifics

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Plan C (Numbered Bumps)
2g per bump
Numbered or have any number of specifics (you can have them all^ you can ask us to do almost anything you want, post a special picture, whatever, well do anything you want (within limits) mail me and ill tell you if its possible

Numbering is harder due to possible mistakes in # of bumps.

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Plan D (Team Bumps)
Everyone is assigned and working on order ^there is no number of amount you want... just how many we can do in x amount of days^.
1g per bump plus additional charges. (see below)

Pricing

1 day=5g
5 day= 20g
10 day=35g
30 day= 100

There will be more people bumping, so your thread will catch more attention!

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Plan E (Specific Bumper)
Hiring a specific bumper.
Base payment of 10g. ( you must pay 10g to hire, specific person(goes to company))
If you wish to hire any of out employs separately, please send me a message, and I will set it up immediatly

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Add-ons
These bumps will come in any color and size you wish.

Numbered Bumps

NB1

Bump #

NB2

Bump [#]

Conversation

Hello, I work at the bumping service, and I have bbeen sent to bump here. ~next post~ Wow, that cat is scaring me outside my door. //// Or.. Hi ~next~ What cha doin? ~next~ Im bored... eetc.....(we can also post anything you want like instead of bump, *bump*

Picture Bump

Give us any picture you want to be bumped (must be appropriate eek .

Invisible Counter

Highlight the bump to see the number. ---> bump 1

Random Bump

Its just basicaly getting a random bumper who will post random stuff, (this means the posts might not say bump)

***NOTE: Add-ons can be combined!!!

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[1badMule]

[1badMule]

LOOK OUT!

Discounts
Be a regular customer and possibly get a discount!

Specials
Order 100, 500, 1k, or 10k and you will get 10% extra bumps for free!

The Math

Buy 100 get 10 free
Buy 500 get 50 free
Buy 1k get 100 free
Buy 10k get 1k free

[1badMule]

Just Want to Bump

(a.k.a. Team Bumps)
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[1badMule]

Advertizers!! *new will be coded later*
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If you know someone, in need of bumps, and you get them to come here, you will recieve 1/2 of any tip, even if all you do is just drag someone here to buy bumps, and do not bump at all.

The ways you can do this:
1. Get a friend, who needs bumps.
2. Advertize on the chatterbox (no where else please)
3. *make up a way*
The Two rules:
1. If I am messaged about you bugging someone... you are toast... They will be given, 25 free posts on any thread they chose, (note they must show proof), you will have two choices, either pay immediatly, or it will be docked from pay, though it is not much, it is to make ammends.
2. Do not me if they did not give a tip, and be polite if you ask them to tip ^above^ if they complain... I will be upset!

[1badMule]

reserved

[1badMule]

cuts the ribbon.. we are now reopened.. !!

[1badMule]

bump.. note this is a repost the other thread had almost 180 pages.. so I decided that was a little long.. so .. We have a shorter easier to deal with one..

[1badMule]

I like to be able to easily find people and most of our time is spend.. bumping on peoples threads

[1badMule]

bump...

[1badMule]

bump

[1badMule]

bump

[1badMule]

We are in need of work know someone who needs bumps.. know a show owner.. or post your own threads on the chatter box.. about bargain mart o bumps... !! If you reffer the person to us, you get half of any tip, immediatly...

[1badMule]

bump