.::Useful Jutsu In RealLife::..

[DoomHammerX]

Which is the most useful jutsu to have in real live
What is it ?
What would you use that for ?
What change would it make ?

[MysticalDimples]

naruto's sexy jutsu so no one will ever have to worry about traffic tickets again

[Crook-Kid]

Wood Release in general. I'd be so ******** chill, just making trees and s**t. De-forestation? ******** THAT NOISE, I just made six forests in the time it took to type this post.

[SS_ShitStorm]

Summoning giant toads.

Benefits of having a giant -a** toad would be-

-No groceries, will take you to mt.myoboku and feed you bugs
-Never have to drive again
-Don't need house(there's at least one you can live inside)
-Instant drinking/smoking buddy
-No one will ever ******** with you if you have a posse of giant-a** toads
-Jiraiya does it so it must be cool

[Cb Lord]

RousingDemon

W?

shadow clone jursu

[xkilluas]

Flying Raijin Jutsu, b/c honestly..... we'd get everywhere In A Flash

[insert hot commercial guy here]

Tired of walking back and forth from work constantly? Maybe even school? Then use the handy, dandy Flying Raijin Kunai! Just leave a Kunai in any Location where you'd wanna instantly teleport back to. You'd save more time, and money!
You'd get anywhere, and everywhere In A Flash

side effects may include: angry red haired tomato lady, confused blonde wondering why the hell everyone is using his kunais, getting arrested for carrying around sharp weapons, dizziness from not being able to handle the ninja skillz, and death from chakra exhaustion b/c humans suck.