Lucky~9~Lives
Fermionic
There's a man who lives in my town (his name is Roy, but that is by the by) who is always giving out little leaflets saying that we're all going to hell. They are very detailed, quotes about all sorts of verses from the Bible, revelations and the like. He stands for an evangelist church. There are two things about him that I find rather ironic. One is that he is talking about us all going to hell while the church is in Wolverhampton. The second is that he has a pointy beard like Satan.
You're on first-name terms with him?
I have argued with him a few times, but I only know his name because it was on a leaflet of his.
To give you an idea, he's the type of person who will double deck a racist scumbag's (by which I mean Nick Griffin's) protest about something or other to give out leaflets saying "Evolution, the worlds greatest science-fiction" and "Frog to Prince? It surely is a fairy-tale!"