I narrowly avoided getting stitches on my right middle finger some years ago.
I was cleaning a glass fish bowl and it broke and sliced my finger pretty deep.
My kitchen looked like a murder scene, hah hah. Went to the ER, but it turned out to be juuuuust shallow enough.
Still had to wrap that finger like a mother ******** though.
The worst injury I ever had was probably the burn on my right hand I got in a car crash.
It was a hit and run in the middle of the night, tore the whole front of my car right off.
I'm really surprised me and my passengers got off so easy.
Between my burn, my cousin's little stitches on his head from hitting the window and my girlfriend's broken glasses, that's nothing.
We kinda expected to die or something because the damage was so bad. Wow.
But yeah damn that burn, that sucked, man. I had to put cream on it forever and change gauze... couldn't write for a while (my right hand is my dominant).
So I had to get doctor's notes for my college courses, got excused from a lot of essays and tests, heh heh.