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What a curious little predicament to be in. As Joel gently placed his hand atop Riley's shoulder and asked if he could join, she stared intently at him for a long while. Gauging him. The girl knew the world did not accept her kind; to be a cannibal was to accept a life of secrecy or seclusion. The last thing she wanted to do was to end up in a gun fight with Mr. Leonhardt in the middle of the dining room, should he know the truth. Still, that carnivorous appetite of his had a chance to be persuaded; human flesh was a meat comparable to no other. After a few moments of hard thought, Riley shrugged.
"Of course you can." replied the girl. Linda raised her eyebrows in surprise at Riley's change of heart. Was the ranger even aware of what he would be eating?
"Your friend is going to be joining us? Well, isn't that lovely! I'll pull up another seat right away!~ We have a rule at the Smith family home: no weapons at the table! Riley, will you show Mr. Leonhardt where to store his handguns?"
"Certainly."
Slinging the strap of her rifle over her shoulder, she beckoned Joel to follow her inside. Mrs. Smith excused herself politely before dutifully returning to the kitchen. A pleasant, mouth-watering aroma wafted around the air of the house -- it smelled wonderfully of pot roast and buttery baked goods. Linda was quite the homemaker; truly, she was a picture of the perfect housewife, had it not been the nuclear apocalypse. Without missing a beat, Riley showed Joel to the coat closet that sat across the front door. Aside from a collection of dirty, pre-war clothes, it remained relatively empty. There was more than enough space to accommodate their gear.
"You can set your duffle bags, shot guns, and hiking backpack here," said Riley before pulling out the drawer of a small compartment that sat in the closet, "And you can stash your revolvers in here. The Smith's aren't too fond of strangers slinging weapons around their home -- they've got little brats running around." That, and neither of them wanted Joel to draw his arm at them if he wasn't too fond of strange meat. To keep from rousing the young man's suspicion, Riley stashed her sniper rifle and Beretta into the coat closet as well. Truthfully, she never went anywhere unarmed. The girl needn't mention she had concealed weapons on her person.
"Come now, let's take a seat at the table."
It wasn't long after they'd taken their places next to one another at the dining room table that Linda and Jack did appear. Mr. Smith took a seat next to Joel and flashed him a lively grin. He shook the ranger's hand firmly before giving him a friendly pat on the back. A warm, freshly baked haunch of meat sat in the center of the table, accompanied by Linda's signature meat pie. It all looked absolutely delicious; to die for, really.
"It's good to meet you, stranger! My name's Jack Smith, you could say I'm Andale's patriarch! I'm glad you've decided to join Linda and I for lunch. We usually don't get many visitors, but it's their loss. After all, Andale is the greatest town in Virginia!"
Just then, Junior came running down the hallway before taking his usual spot. Once everyone had been seated, Linda looked up over at Riley. She cleared her throat before flashing a gentle smile.
"Riley, since you so kindly stop by to visit, would you say grace? Everyone grab hands now."
The sheer irony was astounding. Riley? Leading a prayer? That had to be some sort of really tasteless joke. Oddly enough, the girl did not object. In fact, she seemed to revel in the idea, wholeheartedly doing Mrs. Smith the favor. What the hell? She gently held Jack and Joel's hands in her own before sitting upright, wiggling her shoulders cutely. Clearing her throat, Riley closed her eyes before reciting her idea of a wholesome, family-friendly prayer.
"Thank you Lord, for the delicious food that Linda has prepared for us, and thank you that I found a job that paid so nicely in Rivet City. Thank you Lord, for all the fancy weapons I have at my disposal, and thank you Lord for the safety only a bullet can bring. Oh, and thank you Lord, for you have made me strong and my enemies weak. Please bless the food we are about to eat today, amen."
"Of course you can." replied the girl. Linda raised her eyebrows in surprise at Riley's change of heart. Was the ranger even aware of what he would be eating?
"Your friend is going to be joining us? Well, isn't that lovely! I'll pull up another seat right away!~ We have a rule at the Smith family home: no weapons at the table! Riley, will you show Mr. Leonhardt where to store his handguns?"
"Certainly."
Slinging the strap of her rifle over her shoulder, she beckoned Joel to follow her inside. Mrs. Smith excused herself politely before dutifully returning to the kitchen. A pleasant, mouth-watering aroma wafted around the air of the house -- it smelled wonderfully of pot roast and buttery baked goods. Linda was quite the homemaker; truly, she was a picture of the perfect housewife, had it not been the nuclear apocalypse. Without missing a beat, Riley showed Joel to the coat closet that sat across the front door. Aside from a collection of dirty, pre-war clothes, it remained relatively empty. There was more than enough space to accommodate their gear.
"You can set your duffle bags, shot guns, and hiking backpack here," said Riley before pulling out the drawer of a small compartment that sat in the closet, "And you can stash your revolvers in here. The Smith's aren't too fond of strangers slinging weapons around their home -- they've got little brats running around." That, and neither of them wanted Joel to draw his arm at them if he wasn't too fond of strange meat. To keep from rousing the young man's suspicion, Riley stashed her sniper rifle and Beretta into the coat closet as well. Truthfully, she never went anywhere unarmed. The girl needn't mention she had concealed weapons on her person.
"Come now, let's take a seat at the table."
It wasn't long after they'd taken their places next to one another at the dining room table that Linda and Jack did appear. Mr. Smith took a seat next to Joel and flashed him a lively grin. He shook the ranger's hand firmly before giving him a friendly pat on the back. A warm, freshly baked haunch of meat sat in the center of the table, accompanied by Linda's signature meat pie. It all looked absolutely delicious; to die for, really.
"It's good to meet you, stranger! My name's Jack Smith, you could say I'm Andale's patriarch! I'm glad you've decided to join Linda and I for lunch. We usually don't get many visitors, but it's their loss. After all, Andale is the greatest town in Virginia!"
Just then, Junior came running down the hallway before taking his usual spot. Once everyone had been seated, Linda looked up over at Riley. She cleared her throat before flashing a gentle smile.
"Riley, since you so kindly stop by to visit, would you say grace? Everyone grab hands now."
The sheer irony was astounding. Riley? Leading a prayer? That had to be some sort of really tasteless joke. Oddly enough, the girl did not object. In fact, she seemed to revel in the idea, wholeheartedly doing Mrs. Smith the favor. What the hell? She gently held Jack and Joel's hands in her own before sitting upright, wiggling her shoulders cutely. Clearing her throat, Riley closed her eyes before reciting her idea of a wholesome, family-friendly prayer.
"Thank you Lord, for the delicious food that Linda has prepared for us, and thank you that I found a job that paid so nicely in Rivet City. Thank you Lord, for all the fancy weapons I have at my disposal, and thank you Lord for the safety only a bullet can bring. Oh, and thank you Lord, for you have made me strong and my enemies weak. Please bless the food we are about to eat today, amen."
◢┊ COMPANY ❛ Joel & the Smiths ❜ xxxx◢┊ LOCATION ❛ Smith family home; dining room ❜ xxxx ◢┊ THOUGHTS ❛ I can't wait to eat!~ ❜ xxxx ◢┊ OOC ❛ How not to recite a prayer: by Riley Hamming ❜
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