Am I The Only One Who Enjoyed The New Splatterhouse Game?

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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Wow your tall. I feel like Chucky now. I'll check. -Walks around you and stops to look at your back- Mmm...Nothing really...OH MY GOD!!!!!! Okay Jason if i tell you wants on your back...Don't freak out okay? Okay I'll take it off. -Takes whatever was stuck to your back and hides it behing my back- Okay...It was a...-Shows it to you nervously- It was a condom... But i don't thats what cut me though. But still...

*Nods*

.........Why the hell was there a condom on my back?.....*Starts freaking out*GOD KNOWS WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS ON MY BACK!....OH GOD!.*Shivers at the thought and snatches the condom from you and throws it down onto the ground and starts jumping on it* DIE PLEASURE...Umm....ITEM!

-Jumps on your back- Calm down. Calm down. Nothing else is on your back. It must of gotten there while you were killing some sex crazed teenagers. No biggy. -Slides down back- Aaahh... Are you okay?

*Twitches and nods* I'm fine...

Good. Wanna take a walk or something? We might find some pray... Tss haha.

A walk sounds nice.I can't remember the last time i had a nice quiet walk without teenagers ******** it up....

[glittertastic]

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Wow your tall. I feel like Chucky now. I'll check. -Walks around you and stops to look at your back- Mmm...Nothing really...OH MY GOD!!!!!! Okay Jason if i tell you wants on your back...Don't freak out okay? Okay I'll take it off. -Takes whatever was stuck to your back and hides it behing my back- Okay...It was a...-Shows it to you nervously- It was a condom... But i don't thats what cut me though. But still...

*Nods*

.........Why the hell was there a condom on my back?.....*Starts freaking out*GOD KNOWS WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS ON MY BACK!....OH GOD!.*Shivers at the thought and snatches the condom from you and throws it down onto the ground and starts jumping on it* DIE PLEASURE...Umm....ITEM!

-Jumps on your back- Calm down. Calm down. Nothing else is on your back. It must of gotten there while you were killing some sex crazed teenagers. No biggy. -Slides down back- Aaahh... Are you okay?

*Twitches and nods* I'm fine...

Good. Wanna take a walk or something? We might find some pray... Tss haha.

A walk sounds nice.I can't remember the last time i had a nice quiet walk without teenagers ******** it up....

Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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-Jumps on your back- Calm down. Calm down. Nothing else is on your back. It must of gotten there while you were killing some sex crazed teenagers. No biggy. -Slides down back- Aaahh... Are you okay?

*Twitches and nods* I'm fine...

Good. Wanna take a walk or something? We might find some pray... Tss haha.

A walk sounds nice.I can't remember the last time i had a nice quiet walk without teenagers ******** it up....

Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

I guess just walk in the woods? *Runs into the woods*

[glittertastic]

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-Jumps on your back- Calm down. Calm down. Nothing else is on your back. It must of gotten there while you were killing some sex crazed teenagers. No biggy. -Slides down back- Aaahh... Are you okay?

*Twitches and nods* I'm fine...

Good. Wanna take a walk or something? We might find some pray... Tss haha.

A walk sounds nice.I can't remember the last time i had a nice quiet walk without teenagers ******** it up....

Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

I guess just walk in the woods? *Runs into the woods*

Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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Good. Wanna take a walk or something? We might find some pray... Tss haha.

A walk sounds nice.I can't remember the last time i had a nice quiet walk without teenagers ******** it up....

Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

I guess just walk in the woods? *Runs into the woods*

Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

*Hears you fall and turns around and runs toward you then looks down at you blocking your view of the moon*

[glittertastic]

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Good. Wanna take a walk or something? We might find some pray... Tss haha.

A walk sounds nice.I can't remember the last time i had a nice quiet walk without teenagers ******** it up....

Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

I guess just walk in the woods? *Runs into the woods*

Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

*Hears you fall and turns around and runs toward you then looks down at you blocking your view of the moon*

-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

I guess just walk in the woods? *Runs into the woods*

Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

*Hears you fall and turns around and runs toward you then looks down at you blocking your view of the moon*

-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

*Lies beside you and looks at the moon* Yeah...It is...

[glittertastic]

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Ok then, where shall we go Mr. Voorhees?

I guess just walk in the woods? *Runs into the woods*

Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

*Hears you fall and turns around and runs toward you then looks down at you blocking your view of the moon*

-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

*Lies beside you and looks at the moon* Yeah...It is...

-Closes eyes- Sometimes, when i look at the moon, i dream of things. But not the ordinary things like money and fame. I dream of my life. What's gonna happen? I don't know. But i imagine it. It helps. It's even better when i have a friend with me... -Opens eyes again and turns head- I'm glad your my friend.

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

*Hears you fall and turns around and runs toward you then looks down at you blocking your view of the moon*

-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

*Lies beside you and looks at the moon* Yeah...It is...

-Closes eyes- Sometimes, when i look at the moon, i dream of things. But not the ordinary things like money and fame. I dream of my life. What's gonna happen? I don't know. But i imagine it. It helps. It's even better when i have a friend with me... -Opens eyes again and turns head- I'm glad your my friend.

*Turns head too and smiles gently underneath my mask* I'm glad you're my friend too...I really needed one.

[glittertastic]

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Ok- WAIT!!! -Runs after you- You run fast! -Runs a bit faster then trips and falls flat on face- Errrrr......My head.....I'm such a cluts. -Rolls over, lies down on back and looks at moon- Wow.

*Hears you fall and turns around and runs toward you then looks down at you blocking your view of the moon*

-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

*Lies beside you and looks at the moon* Yeah...It is...

-Closes eyes- Sometimes, when i look at the moon, i dream of things. But not the ordinary things like money and fame. I dream of my life. What's gonna happen? I don't know. But i imagine it. It helps. It's even better when i have a friend with me... -Opens eyes again and turns head- I'm glad your my friend.

*Turns head too and smiles gently underneath my mask* I'm glad you're my friend too...I really needed one.

Maybe this is my destiney...Maybe its yours. When you think of it, its kinda disturbing but true. -Turns head to other side- I'm kinda cold. -Shivers-

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

*Lies beside you and looks at the moon* Yeah...It is...

-Closes eyes- Sometimes, when i look at the moon, i dream of things. But not the ordinary things like money and fame. I dream of my life. What's gonna happen? I don't know. But i imagine it. It helps. It's even better when i have a friend with me... -Opens eyes again and turns head- I'm glad your my friend.

*Turns head too and smiles gently underneath my mask* I'm glad you're my friend too...I really needed one.

Maybe this is my destiney...Maybe its yours. When you think of it, its kinda disturbing but true. -Turns head to other side- I'm kinda cold. -Shivers-

Hmm...*Looks up at the sky then looks at you*.....*Takes off his jacket and puts it on you*

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-Stretches arms to you, grabs your hands and pulls you to the ground- Look. Isn't beautiful?

*Lies beside you and looks at the moon* Yeah...It is...

-Closes eyes- Sometimes, when i look at the moon, i dream of things. But not the ordinary things like money and fame. I dream of my life. What's gonna happen? I don't know. But i imagine it. It helps. It's even better when i have a friend with me... -Opens eyes again and turns head- I'm glad your my friend.

*Turns head too and smiles gently underneath my mask* I'm glad you're my friend too...I really needed one.

Maybe this is my destiney...Maybe its yours. When you think of it, its kinda disturbing but true. -Turns head to other side- I'm kinda cold. -Shivers-

Hmm...*Looks up at the sky then looks at you*.....*Takes off his jacket and puts it on you*

-Blushes- Thank you. -Sits up and looks around- Where's my bow? -Searches trough leaves then hears laughing- Hello? Jason, did you hear that? It better not be any ******** teens messing around or i'll shoot them. -Gets up and walks around- Show yourselves little ********!

[Crystal Lake Maniac]

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-Closes eyes- Sometimes, when i look at the moon, i dream of things. But not the ordinary things like money and fame. I dream of my life. What's gonna happen? I don't know. But i imagine it. It helps. It's even better when i have a friend with me... -Opens eyes again and turns head- I'm glad your my friend.

*Turns head too and smiles gently underneath my mask* I'm glad you're my friend too...I really needed one.

Maybe this is my destiney...Maybe its yours. When you think of it, its kinda disturbing but true. -Turns head to other side- I'm kinda cold. -Shivers-

Hmm...*Looks up at the sky then looks at you*.....*Takes off his jacket and puts it on you*

-Blushes- Thank you. -Sits up and looks around- Where's my bow? -Searches trough leaves then hears laughing- Hello? Jason, did you hear that? It better not be any ******** teens messing around or i'll shoot them. -Gets up and walks around- Show yourselves little ********]

Your welcome...*Watches you look*...Hmmph...Yes i did actually..*Get's up and follows silently behind you*

[Kaner10]

yes that game is awesome NOT the real good game is call of duty black ops but only online