the reason im afraid to play the sims is...

[no slade]

Sneak-a-Peek

ugh slade

Sneak-a-Peek

Make me in your game, Laurence.

Alex u will end up running the world if i make u accurately

The world will be utopia filled with trivialities masked in aesthetic pleasantries.

I would gladly live in ur world alex
Or should i call you Sire
Your majesty

[Buttonquail]

I always get freaked out when the house is set on fire or something bad with that ******** creepy a** clown happens O_O

[Deflesh]

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

That's stupid.
You're stupid.
Play the game.

Dont tell me wat to am puhreeze talk2hand

idek what just happened.

Shh. No more tears

<3

Hold me.

[no slade]

Buttonquail

I always get freaked out when the house is set on fire or something bad with that ******** creepy a** clown happens O_O

Lmao
N the music starts to get intense
Ooo the burgular aswell
I legit shout at my monitor rofl

[acebimbo]

ugh slade

Ao Hanabi

ugh slade

Ao Hanabi

Ganja Looter

I always fence my sim in
ima terrible person

Bordeline masochists itt!!
Hehe just playin

ya its really bad.. i'll forget i did it and when i come back they are crying in the fetal position in their own waste. oh whale.

Wwww wah...
Sims 4 became like Saw lmao

LOL. noooooo. well ya.. don't they assign you a roomate or something? mine always dies. there's too many versions.

[no slade]

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

That's stupid.
You're stupid.
Play the game.

Dont tell me wat to am puhreeze talk2hand

idek what just happened.

Shh. No more tears

<3

Hold me.

-Spider like spindly arms fold gently around your body as my rib cage pokes into your chest-

[Deflesh]

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

That's stupid.
You're stupid.
Play the game.

Dont tell me wat to am puhreeze talk2hand

idek what just happened.

Shh. No more tears

<3

Hold me.

-Spider like spindly arms fold gently around your body as my rib cage pokes into your chest-

I violate you with my tongue.

[no slade]

Ao Hanabi

ugh slade

Ao Hanabi

ugh slade

Ao Hanabi

Ganja Looter

I always fence my sim in
ima terrible person

Bordeline masochists itt!!
Hehe just playin

ya its really bad.. i'll forget i did it and when i come back they are crying in the fetal position in their own waste. oh whale.

Wwww wah...
Sims 4 became like Saw lmao

LOL. noooooo. well ya.. don't they assign you a roomate or something? mine always dies. there's too many versions.

Sims 1
Sims 2
Sims party life
Sims 3
Sims 3: seasons
Sims - gold edition
Sims uncut xxx
Sims lego the movie
Sims: vice city
Sims vengeance
Sims greatest hits
Sims XIII: shadows of a lost realm



And finally

Sims 4

[no slade]

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

idek what just happened.

Shh. No more tears

<3

Hold me.

-Spider like spindly arms fold gently around your body as my rib cage pokes into your chest-

I violate you with my tongue.

Wow this is going somewhere lets take it to pms bby~


I put on my robe n wizard hat

[Deflesh]

ugh slade

Wow this is going somewhere lets take it to pms bby~


I put on my robe n wizard hat

I take out the mickey mouse ears, the ping pong paddle, and the bungee cord.

[Liten Rosa Pille]

ugh slade

Liten Rosa Pille

ugh slade

Liten Rosa Pille

i love playing the sims

to build the house and decorate it

and to make sims based on people i know

but i don't really

you know

play it

Idk if anyone can play it tbh
Its about as interactive as changing the channel with ur remote
Fun to watch tho

most memorable sims moment

was the first game

where i'd make a church

and the family was a pastor and lots of random people

then i killed the randoms

and built a cemetery

good fun

This sounds allot like a movie i saw the other night
I think ur work has been plagerised

what the fack

sue the s**t outta them

[no slade]

Deflesh

ugh slade

Wow this is going somewhere lets take it to pms bby~


I put on my robe n wizard hat

I take out the mickey mouse ears, the ping pong paddle, and the bungee cord.

I take out the ping pong paddle and attach the bungee cord gently around your ankle
Without a word i swiftly press the rubber end of the paddle to ur elbow and let the rubbery nubs lightly touch ur skin
Leaning over to your ear i whisper three words
"alvins. Hot. Juicebox."

I see ur lip quiver

[Deflesh]

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Wow this is going somewhere lets take it to pms bby~


I put on my robe n wizard hat

I take out the mickey mouse ears, the ping pong paddle, and the bungee cord.

I take out the ping pong paddle and attach the bungee cord gently around your ankle
Without a word i swiftly press the rubber end of the paddle to ur elbow and let the rubbery nubs lightly touch ur skin
Leaning over to your ear i whisper three words
"alvins. Hot. Juicebox."

I see ur lip quiver

Alright I officially laughed too hard.

[acebimbo]

ugh slade

Ao Hanabi

ugh slade

Ao Hanabi

ugh slade

Bordeline masochists itt!!
Hehe just playin

ya its really bad.. i'll forget i did it and when i come back they are crying in the fetal position in their own waste. oh whale.

Wwww wah...
Sims 4 became like Saw lmao

LOL. noooooo. well ya.. don't they assign you a roomate or something? mine always dies. there's too many versions.

Sims 1
Sims 2
Sims party life
Sims 3
Sims 3: seasons
Sims - gold edition
Sims uncut xxx
Sims lego the movie
Sims: vice city
Sims vengeance
Sims greatest hits
Sims XIII: shadows of a lost realm



And finally

Sims 4

LOL. handsome and funny!?!?! you gotta leave something for the rest of us ya hear?!?!

[no slade]

Deflesh

ugh slade

Deflesh

ugh slade

Wow this is going somewhere lets take it to pms bby~


I put on my robe n wizard hat

I take out the mickey mouse ears, the ping pong paddle, and the bungee cord.

I take out the ping pong paddle and attach the bungee cord gently around your ankle
Without a word i swiftly press the rubber end of the paddle to ur elbow and let the rubbery nubs lightly touch ur skin
Leaning over to your ear i whisper three words
"alvins. Hot. Juicebox."

I see ur lip quiver

Alright I officially laughed too hard.

Oh thats a first
Usually they laugh after i undress