Colt 45, and two zigzags, baby that's all we need...
We can go to the park, after dark an' smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, riding through Palm Dale
Okay I'll stop now, the song is just so catchy
I was hoping someone one pick up the colt-45 reference after I read the first post. yay. damn that song is.....interesting. lol
The fact that you missed that for so long makes you amazing, not stupid. heart
Also, a little bit precious, if you don't mind my saying.
I know there are plent of instances in which I've missed something really really obvious, but I can't think of any right off the top of my head, so I'll poke fun at my mum instead. : D
My aunt got my little sister a birthday card that said "I'm sorry you don't have any titties yet, but here's some tp; hopefully it'll rub off on them instead of your a**." Basically just saying "you wipe your a** with this and it's huge, so maybe your boobies will stop being so tiny if you wipe them too". Only, you know, better worded. Anyway, my mum sat there arguing with us forEVER that really she was just meant to stuff her bra.
You know, after I type all of that out, it just doesn't seem quite that funny anymore.