I wish you would all just die already

[Murder_King]

can I have your children?

[TheSpleen]

WIN.

[ArmyBunny]

ViperAsh

ArmyBunny

ViperAsh

ArmyBunny

I say, in the style of Johnathan Swift, we need to just eat all the poor children and the problem will be solved. Who's with me?

Sure, it was social satire, but I'm ******** down.

Okay, you start eating kids there, and I'll start eating kids here, and we'll work our way across the world! It's FOOLPROOF!

Let's actually have them hold hands across the world, and make things easier.

Ah, but then we'd have to cut in line to begin the child eating. Wait, we could light the nearest child on fire and burn them all to death in a line of pure evil fire that would burn acros the face of the Earth!

Great idea!